Yoonseok/Sope one shots

Fuckheads

Worldwidehandsome: good morning whores
RM: please burn
Worldwidehandsome: is that a threat?
Chimmy: or a promise? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Nochu: Jimin pLS-
JohnLegendswhore: hello!
AgustsD: oh my god
Worldwidehandsome: we need to figure out dinner plans after the company meeting guys
RM: woah he's being responsible for once👏🏻
Worldwidehandsome: shut up
Chimmy: mom and dad are fighting again
Hobi: let's get Chinese
AgustsD: ^i second that
RM: I third that
Worldwidehandsome: Chinese it is then
Nochu: what if I don't want Chinese food?
JohnLegendswhore: well too fucking bad
Chimmy: I'm hungry T^T, Jin hyung~
Worldwidehandsome: there's food in our million won kitchen I think you can figure something out
Chimmy: dammit....
Worldwidehandsome: where is everyone right now?
RM: I'm at the studio with Yoongi hyung and Jungkook
Hobi: I WAS sleeping (-_-)
AgustsD: you said you'd come with me Hobi~ T^T my heart= broken
Chimmy: STOP BEING GAY HERE
JohnLegendswhore: 🅾️OF
Nochu: Jin hyung I'm on my way back make me something
Worldwidehandsome: excuse?
Nochu: p l e a s e I'm starving T^T
Worldwidehandsome: anything for you uwu
JohnLegendswhore: Jungkook come to my room I have a gift for you ;;)
Nochu: u h okay
AgustsD: it's his dI-
Chimmy: stfu we gon' play Fortnite

Hobi: Suga, I'm coming to the studio, I'll be there in ten minutes 

AgustsD: I'll be waiting baby ^3^

Chimmy: ew

Nochu: hA gAY

RM: Jungkook and I will be leaving then have fun crackheads

Hobi: oh fuck you

Worldwidehandsome: lanGuAGe

AgustsD: okay, Steve Rogers

Nochu: fIUHDIUBAI

JohnLegendswhore: damn you got 'em good hyung

AgustsD: hell yeah I did

Hobi: you fuckin dork I love you

Chimmy: LEAVE 

AgustsD: got it

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OH MY GOD I AM SO SORRY I HONESTLY HAD HORRIBLE WRITERS BLOCK I AM SO SORRY I AM ON MY KNEES I AM SO SO SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME MY WONDERFUL READERS I LOVE YOU ALL THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING MY BOOK I WILL HAVE UPDATES SOON I PROMISE TO PUT MORE TIME INTO THIS OH GOSH I AM SO SORRY IVE HAD SO MUCH ON MY PLATE THIS SUMMER I JUST NEVER HAD THE TIME BUT HERE I AM! LOVE YOU ALL!- Kubo