Yoonseok/Sope one shots

If I was gay

     "Yo, Yoongi, if I was gay, I'd totally be a top," Hoseok said, throwing up his basketball and catching it.

     Yoongi snorted and slapped his friend on the shoulder, "uh-huh, and I'd be gay Jesus"

     "What's that supposed to mean?" Hoseok whined.

     "It means you'd totally take a dick up your ass, Hobi," Yoongi said nonchalantly. 

     "Like you wouldn't."

     "Never said I wouldn't" Yoongi smirked over to Hobi and a blush appeared on the younger's face.

     "If I was gay, I'd be like, a rich sugar daddy kinda gay"

     "If I was gay, I'd be on Queer Eye"

     "Oh yeah? If I was gay I'd fuck 'em up on RuPaul's Drag Race!"

     "To shit, you'd be! If you were gay, you'd end up on Doctor Phil"

     "What the hell?? Why? What does that have to do with being gay anyway?" Yoongi stared daggers into Hoseok's soul.

     "If I were gay, you'd be my boyfriend"

     "I what?"

     "I'm in love with you, Hobi" Yoongi moved closer to Hoseok, grasping his hand.

     "I-I-"