Yoonseok/Sope one shots

Fuckheads

I can't think of anything to write oops- Kubo

RM Jimin in a big booty horre

Kook this isn't Namjoon

Chimmy whom the fuck-

Hobi Taehyung took his phone

RM dammit

Hobi hi this is Namjoon I've been loking for my phone all morning give it back wHORE

Kook my lungjnfja square up Namjoon hyung

Lilmeowmeow I'm betting on Taehyung

Hobi yuh, what?

God Hello, kids

Mr.Thick Bang Pd oppar

RM HYUNG STOP IT RKDFJNK

Lilmeowmeow Pd-nim, I don't know how much more of these shenanigans I can take. Lock him in the basement already

Hobi I second that

God wh- never mind, that is your affair, sorry

God I came to address your image

Kook oh no

RM I'm sorry, I'm doing the best I can they're crackheads T^T

Hobi whO'S THEY

Lilmeowmeow difenitley not me

God I'm going to get to the point, you guys need to stop acting like you came out of a crackhouse, I don't know who keeps posting screenshots of your chat but it better stop, now. Your image as artists is very important and I don't want the president of Korea to log on and see you all talking about Jimin's big booty horre-ness or Jin's sugar daddy problem, okay?

Chimmy I'm back bitcheeesss

Chimmy oh fuck- h-hi

God Good afternoon, Jimin

Hobi lmaoo you dumb bitch, cursed while Band Pd-nim was on the chat

Hobi wait-

Lilmeowmeow Hoseok I literally-

Mr.Thick but, w-we funny as hell T^T

RM does this mean no more dumb group chat screenshots being sent online and everyone seeing what fucking losers they really are?

Mr.Thick they-

God yes

RM Amen, thank you, Pd-nim

God has left the chat

Mr.Thick .....

Mr.Thick there's no way in fuck I'm gonna do that

Kook called it lol

Chimmy when you get kicked out of the company for being a dumbass I'm gonna laugh

RM God has really left the chat, huh?

Chimmy where's Taehyung?

Lilmeowmeow oh my God djfkjdaj

Lilmeowmeow has added Tae to the chat

Tae h-hi

Kook omigod TAEHYUNG MISSES IT WHYDJKFNFKD

RM We got called out and Seokjin hyung is still being dumb

Mr.Thick can I get a uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbURGER

Hobi STOPKJFKS

Lilmeowmeow it's too late for this, Seokie, I want cuddles :(

Hobi omg on my way angel

Lilmeowmeow :)

Hobi and Lilmeowmeow have left the chat

Mr.Thick I need my beauty sleep, bye thots

RM has left the chat

Mr.Thick has left the chat

Chimmy Jungoo, change your user to RM has left the chat

RM has left the chat bet

Chimmy fkjadjkdfjkda

Tae what happened?

RM has left the chat Bang-pd nim told us that whoever tf is posting screenshots of the chat needs to stop

Tae it was definitely Seokjin hyung

Chimmy you fucking liar iffjnak

RM has left the chat give it up for to the gay who can't spell

Chimmy I'm gonna fucking choke you

RM has left the chat you is has the big gay

Tae I- goodnight I don't even know anymore ya'll are weird

RM has left the chat sAYS THE ONE WITH A FURRY KINK

Chimmy says the one who want to suck Namjoon's dick but is too much of a pussy to do so

Tae mY LUNGS JIMIN YOU DIDNT HAVE TO DO HIM LIKE THAT BAAHAAHHA

RM has left the chat I-I-

Chimmy I'm sorry I snapped, it's okay Junglebook I'll get you ice cream, come over here let's cuddle ^^ you

RM has left the chat hA GAAAAY

Chimmy I-

RM has left the chat had left the chat

Tae you can get me ice cream, you can cuddle me :)

Chimmy I will, get over here Taehyungie 

Tae we're so sappy

Chimmy I know, I love it 

Chat is now closed

I'm supposed to be studying and I'm half studying, hope you crackheads enjoyed, I'm so tired T^T when will I get rest? G-God? - Kubo