Yoonseok/Sope one shots

Fuckheads

yoongay is typing...

Yoongay: sup hoes it's two in the morning and I'm ready to die

RM: you haven't slept in wEEKS

Worldwide handsome: ^^ sleep bitch

Gay#1: cause he's gettin banged so much lately Yoongi-hyung is a hoe

Yoongay: sHUT

Hobi: hi

Nochu: yo

RM: I'm so tired pLEAS E

Yoongay: just turn off your notifications you idiot

RM: shut the hELL YOUR MOUTH

Hobi: Yoongi

Yoongay: yes baby?

Tae: yEs bAbY?/??

Gay#1: I hate all of you

RM: your gay

WorldwideHandsome: my gay? but how about your gay?

RM: i sWEAR

Hobi: Yoon

Hobi: come to my room I want to cuddle

Yoongay: oN MY WAY

Yoongay has left the chat

Nochu: I'm hungry

Nochu: Taehyung hyung can we get pizza?

Tae: of course bby :D

Gay#1: can I come along? Maybe the cute delivery girl will be there

Nochu: Hetero

Gay#1 is typing...

Gay#1: im bISEXUAL ACTAULLY THANKS SHES REALLY NICE YOUGAYS

Tae: guys*

Gay#1: YOU HEARD ME

Nochu: can we goooo

Tae: yup

Hobi: yeah you better fucking lEAVE

Tae: wh-

RM: He heard Kookie suck off Taehung which wasn't something he asked for at 12am so he's pissed and wasted my time for sleep to bitch about it

Hobi: ass...

Worldwide handsome: I'm making breakfast

RM: I forgot that it's fOUR AM ARE YOU ASSING ME RIGHT NOW HOW LONG WAS I HERE IN THIS HELLHOLE

Gay#1: ouch,,

Nochu:  o o f

Tae: o o f x2

Gay#1: 자신을 죽이는

RM: o H

RM: ThE DIsReSPecT

RM has left the chat...

Hobi: 당신은 모든 게이 (you're all gay)

Gay#1: 그래서 당신은... (so are you)

Worldwide handsome: 아이들이 먹는 up! (Children eat up!)

Hobi: 나는 이제 잠을 거야. (I'm going to sleep now.)

Hobi: I have Yoongi with me, he's so cute when he sleeps 오, 맙소사! (oh gosh!)

Gay#1: aw

Nochu: u h

Worldwide Handsome: food is good get your asses the fuck in this kitchen

Tae: oKAY

Gay#1: ON THE WAY

Nochu: angry Jin hyung is scary!!

Hobi: do I have to

Worldwide handsome: if you don't all you're having for dinner are tOES

Hobi: oh fuck, okay I'm coming geez,,

This is all I'm so sorry I've been stressed as hell lately cause of school I hope you all enjoyed this chapter I may be adding "fancier" elements to these crack chapters (like Korean text) only if you all like it though! Don't worry I've done research I hope I don't cause any trouble, I love you all there is more to come in time, please stay hydrated, well fed, well slept and know that you're doing wonderful today :) - Kubo💞