yoongay is typing...
Yoongay: sup hoes it's two in the morning and I'm ready to die
RM: you haven't slept in wEEKS
Worldwide handsome: ^^ sleep bitch
Gay#1: cause he's gettin banged so much lately Yoongi-hyung is a hoe
Yoongay: sHUT
Hobi: hi
Nochu: yo
RM: I'm so tired pLEAS E
Yoongay: just turn off your notifications you idiot
RM: shut the hELL YOUR MOUTH
Hobi: Yoongi
Yoongay: yes baby?
Tae: yEs bAbY?/??
Gay#1: I hate all of you
RM: your gay
WorldwideHandsome: my gay? but how about your gay?
RM: i sWEAR
Hobi: Yoon
Hobi: come to my room I want to cuddle
Yoongay: oN MY WAY
Yoongay has left the chat
Nochu: I'm hungry
Nochu: Taehyung hyung can we get pizza?
Tae: of course bby :D
Gay#1: can I come along? Maybe the cute delivery girl will be there
Nochu: Hetero
Gay#1 is typing...
Gay#1: im bISEXUAL ACTAULLY THANKS SHES REALLY NICE YOUGAYS
Tae: guys*
Gay#1: YOU HEARD ME
Nochu: can we goooo
Tae: yup
Hobi: yeah you better fucking lEAVE
Tae: wh-
RM: He heard Kookie suck off Taehung which wasn't something he asked for at 12am so he's pissed and wasted my time for sleep to bitch about it
Hobi: ass...
Worldwide handsome: I'm making breakfast
RM: I forgot that it's fOUR AM ARE YOU ASSING ME RIGHT NOW HOW LONG WAS I HERE IN THIS HELLHOLE
Gay#1: ouch,,
Nochu: o o f
Tae: o o f x2
Gay#1: 자신을 죽이는
RM: o H
RM: ThE DIsReSPecT
RM has left the chat...
Hobi: 당신은 모든 게이 (you're all gay)
Gay#1: 그래서 당신은... (so are you)
Worldwide handsome: 아이들이 먹는 up! (Children eat up!)
Hobi: 나는 이제 잠을 거야. (I'm going to sleep now.)
Hobi: I have Yoongi with me, he's so cute when he sleeps 오, 맙소사! (oh gosh!)
Gay#1: aw
Nochu: u h
Worldwide Handsome: food is good get your asses the fuck in this kitchen
Tae: oKAY
Gay#1: ON THE WAY
Nochu: angry Jin hyung is scary!!
Hobi: do I have to
Worldwide handsome: if you don't all you're having for dinner are tOES
Hobi: oh fuck, okay I'm coming geez,,
This is all I'm so sorry I've been stressed as hell lately cause of school I hope you all enjoyed this chapter I may be adding "fancier" elements to these crack chapters (like Korean text) only if you all like it though! Don't worry I've done research I hope I don't cause any trouble, I love you all there is more to come in time, please stay hydrated, well fed, well slept and know that you're doing wonderful today :) - Kubo💞
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