Yoonseok/Sope one shots

Fuckheads

A little fun chapter before I go to bed, gn I love yall💓-Kubo
Jungcock: yyyyyyyyyyuuuuurrrrrrr

Whoreseok: leeeets geeeeet thiiiiiis breeeeeaaaaad🍞💪🏻

Jimbles: what the fu-

Yoon: why

King: Hoseok gave Jungkook his weed

DoCrime!BeGay!DrinkVodka!: I thought they were making a song?

King: mayhaps🤨

UWU: Hey guys

Jimbles: hey Taehyung

Whoreseok: y'know, sometinmess Izwondrr what aour rapper names wouldben?

Yoon: Hoseok you're not even high give up the act

Whoreseok: d-damn okay 😔👉🏻👈🏻

King: m-mine would be RM

Jungcock: what would mine be?

UWU: Lil' Euphoria

Jimbles: easy

DoCrime!BeGay!DrinkVodka!: Jimin's would be Lil' Homo but dont @ me

Jimbles: I-I mean u ain't wrong🤠

Whoreseok: Yoongi's would be Gay Jesus

Yoong: once again, u ain't wrong🥵

King: mine would still be RM, for Real Me, the person I have come to love and accept, a name that is personal and beautiful. It depicts how I fell as an artist and what I want my fans to take away from my music

DoCrime!BeGay!DrinkVodka!: unorigional, Lil' It'smeyaboyuHSkinnyPenis🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

King: I absolutely despise you, Jin hyung

DoCrime!BeGay!DrinkVodka!:uwu💓💜

Whoreseok: Taehyung's would be Lil' Thicc

Jimbles: true

DoCrime!BeGay!DrinkVodka!: totally

Yoon: actually, that's perfect

Jungcock: yes, finally some good fucking food

King: this is it, chief

UWU: DO YALL ONLY LOOK AT MY ASS???

Jungcock: mayhaps😔

UWU: pervert..

Jungcock: baby, please, you're literally the thickest piece of cake I've ever seen and you know it

UWU: y-yeah

Jimbles: ya'll are gross, anyways guess who got his cherry popped yesterday?👀

DoCrime!BeGay!DrinkVodka!: you???

Whoreseok: Jungkook and his white boytoy Charlie Pussy

Jungcock: LIES

Yoon: don't you dare

Jimbles: watch me

Yoon: literally step on a cactus🗿

Jimbles: Hoseok and Yoongi did the nasty in our room so I had to sleep on the couch, the audacity

DoCrime!BeGay!DrinkVodka!: ya'll hear summ'?🧐

Jungcock: that sounds like a personal problem

UWU: Where is Namjoon hyung?

DoCrime!BeGay!DrinkVodka!: he's in the studio right now, he's super tired he just fell asleep working, cutie🥰

Whoreseok: yo i'm tired bro

Yoon: that's literally the worst word in your vocabulary please, Seok

Whoreseok: well, 🅱️uisness partners, I'm mighty tireD and am going to bed with my baby, no nasty tonight, rest easy🤠🔥✊🏻

Jimbles: I fucking hate you, I'm gonna sleep with Taehyung and Jungkook

UWU: yay!

Jungcock: are u sure about that👀

Jimbles: Jin hyung, I'm coming to the studio

DoCrime!BeGay!DrinkVodka!: thank god, Namjoon is so cute sleeping but I would love the company

Jimbles: omw

DoCrime!BeGay!DrinkVodka! and Jimbles have left the chat

Yoon: goodnight, kids, don't stay up all night, we're busy men

UWU: thanks, hyung

Jungcock: skrrrRRRrrApppAaaaAAAA

Yoon: the things I would do if murder was legal

Whoreseok: goodnight, gays, laid ease

Yoon: THE THINGS I WOULD DO IF MURDER WAS LEGAL

Whoreseok: you know u love me

Yoon: I know💗💓

Whoreseok and Yoon have left the chat

Jungcock and UWU have left the chat