Yoonseok/Sope one shots

Fuckheads

Jimbles: hello

Papi: hello baby boy

Kookie: who the fuck are you

Papi: who the fuck are you?

Kookie: I asked you first

Papi: I asked you second

Yoonie: HOSEOK YOU WHORE

Papi: shit, gtg!

Papi has left the chat

Jimbles: wh- what?

V: nani???

Hobi: hi sisters!

Yoonie: T^T

Hobi: I love you babyyy

Yoonie: uwu

V: dad they're being gross again

MrPresident: who the fuck changed my name??

Jimbles: you didn't hear this from me, but it was definitley Seokjin

Jinnie: dammit

Kookie: why all our names endin in -ie, guess I gotta change mine since ya'll thots wanna be copycats

Jinnie: I want to absolutely slap your ass back to Busan watch me bitch-

REEEE: what are we gonna do for halloween?

MrPresident: maybe superheros :D

Jinnie: slutty princesses 

Hobi: why not BOTH

V: how are we the most respected boygroup in the world ya'll are wild, lets be furries

Yoonie: NO!!1!

Hobi: this is why we never let you decide

Jimbles: I'm down

REEEE: wh-what? Jimin hyung??

Jimbles: as his soulmate, I must agree with all his ideas even if they're wild as fuck because he's cute, sorry guys it's the law

Yoonie: Mr Jung Hoseok is my soulmate and there's no way in fUCK i'd do an hour of cardio workouts, just saying 

Hobi: it makes you thicc

Yoonie: I won't have any more ass if you keep eating it so what's the point?

Jinnie: o-oh

MrPresident: OKAY SO U H WE SHOULD BE SUPERHEROS?? SLUTTY SUPERHEROS?? HOSEOK??

Hobi: yes, excactly

REEEE: I'm in

Jimbles: ah, I can't pull off sexy concepts tho :(

Jinnie: literally shut up you make every straight man wanna fuck you within the first two seconds of seeing you

REEEE: lowkey tho

V: he's right, Jiminie, you're a walking sexy concept

Hobi: you've heard it here first folks! Jimin is a sexy dick magnet!

Jimbles: o-oh I'm flustered I gotta go u h water my pets bye

Jimbles has left the chat

MrPresident: he's so cute pls T^T

V: not a day will go by when Jimin is not cute