Yoonseok/Sope one shots

Fuckheads ft. Astro

I missed this and I love hyping up my two ults letsgetit!!

God: welcome, bitches, I have brought my bandmates, Astro

Joon: Jin please-

xxeboy666xx: SWITCHBLADES, COCAINE-

Tae: HELP JUNGKOOK WON'T STOP DOING THIS CREEPY EYE THING I THINK WE NEED AN EXORCIST

Roxxy: GOTHBOICLIQUE MAKE A HOE SHAKE

Yoon: oh my gOD THERE'S TWO OF THEM

xxeboy666xx: GOTHBOICLIQUE IN THE BACK HOE

Roxxy: SWITCHBLADES- 𝕮𝕺𝕮𝕬𝕴𝕹𝕰

Hope: bruh wtf does that even say I'm cryingg 

smileengine: Ya'll been seeing this shit? i've banned tik tok from the dorms but he still finds a way-

Jindad: it's terrifying 

Sanha: FIX HIM

Joon: AAA

Hope: AAA

Jindad: AAAAAHHH

Moon: TWO FUCKING W E E K S

Jims: i think it's kinda hot no cap...

Hope: you think boys are hot no matter what stay out of this

Yoongs: uh, Hope-ah

Hope: what?

God: you're literally gay

Eunwoo: we're all gay

Jims: *Screaming*

Tae: down Jimin goes

xxeboy666xx: he will be missed r.i.p. we've lost another sk8r to the locals

Joon: Jungkook, child, why are you like this

Smileengine: heard you bitches was taking a break why don't we go fuck shit up together

Jindad: that's a horrible idea, Myung

Smileengine: c'mooon

Roxxy: you have to film your Q&A show remember?

Sanha: Q1 ireum mweoya?

Moon: Q2 myeot sariya?

Hope: we really doing this now?

Jims: HOSEOK

God: HOSEOK

Smileengine: Q1 ireum mweoya?

Tae: oh hey guys

Joon: FUCK

Sanha: Q1 ireum mweoya?

God: Q2 myeot sariya?

xxeboy666xx: meshinjeo ID gunggeumhae michil geot ganni

Jims: Q3 eodi sara?

Jindad: Q4 hyeoraekhyeongeun?

Joon: neoye du nune hogishim jeongmal gadeukhae

Yoongs: I can't believe

Hope: creeper

Jims: aaaw maan

Yoongs: I CAN'T BELIEVE 

God: stan Cherry Bullet

Smileengine: gidaryeotdeon ireon neukkim

Roxxy: OOoooHh

xxeboy666xx: Naman deutgo sipeun geunyeoneun naui mellodi

Sanha:STAN LOONA

Moon: FFS

Jindad: REEEE

Joon: thank god it's over

Jims: SKSKSKSKSKSK MY HYRDOFLASK SNATCHED! TEA!

Eunwoo: stream fake love 

Smileengine: OJ was innocent

Hope: woah woah woah nah

Jindad: you got too much dip on ya chip 

Sanha: friendship with Myungjun: terminated

Smileengine: haha gotyaaa anyways uuuh haha how's the dog

God: Jungkook is doing just fine, thanks for asking

xxeboy666xx: I'm gonna vape in your fucking face, gramps

Joon: jesus christ

Roxxy: we apologize 

Sanha: bruh I KNOW I saw MJ hyung smoking some typa shit a few minutes ago

Smileengine: I have no fucking idea what you're talking about, ma'am 

Eunwoo: eye-

Smileengine: maybe if you stanned Loona, you'd know

Jindad: he's gotten brave ever since he befriended Chuu you're such a crackhead

Smileengine: I'm gonna skskskslap your face

STOPPING SHORT I NEED TO DO MY MF HOMEWORK NDJKNF K LOVE YALL GN - Kubo