Yoonseok/Sope one shots

Laid Ease

     "Yoongi" Hoseok blew softly in the older's ear, trying to wake him up.

     "Yoongii" he said once again, trying to get his attention. Once he realized it was in vain, he did the only thing he could think of and jumped on top of the snoring lump on his couch. 

     "Wake up, bitch!" He yelled in Yoongi's ear, causing him to groan and shove him off.

     "Hoseok what the hell?" He rubbed the sleepiness from his eyes so he could look at Hoseok.

     "Goodmorning, you have to leave before my parents get home" Hoseok smiled brightly.

     Yoongi just huffed, "And why must I do that? Let them come, I'm so comfortable on this couch with my stupid boyfriend" he pointed to Hoseok.

     "Ah, you spoil me," Hoseok picked the smaller up and put him on his feet only for Yoongi to fall back into him.

     "I don't wanna go please, Seokie I'll pay you, hug you, I'll suck your dick just please don't make me leave my house is so boring"

     "I'm grounded and if my parents find any sign of you here they're gonna kill me"

     "It's not my fault that you're stupid" Yoongi muttered. He pouted and stomped his foot, showing that he wasn't going to move anywhere unless Hoseok wanted to do it himself.

     "Why are you acting so bratty today?" Hoseok rolled his eyes.

     "Well-" Yoongi was interrupted by Hoseok's phone ringing.

     "Hey mom...you're staying longer?....why though?....ooooohh, okay, three more days? Damn, you must really hate me, huh?" Hoseok heard a voice over the phone and chuckled.

     "Don't worry I'll keep the house under control...seriously? You're letting me have company? Okay, yeah, okay, I love you! Bye!" Hoseok hung up the phone and looked at Yoongi, smiling.

     "My parents aren't coming back for another three days, we're having the guys over" Hoseok said happily, he sprang up and down and told Yoongi to text Jin, Jimin and Taehyung while he texted Jungkook and Namjoon.

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     "It's my turn to kiss the pretty boy!" Taehyung whinned as he was trying to grab for the picture of Suho.

     "No, he's mine!" Seokjin cooed drunkly.

     "You guys are so damn annoying, give it to me" Jimin snatched the photo away from the eldest's hands. 

     "This sure is fun," Yoongi whispered to Hoseok. He was curled up in his boyfriends lap while the other boys laid around the living room floor surrounded by alcohol and pictures of their favorite idols. This was a normal night for their little gay squad.

     "Hoseok hyung"  Jungkook sang.

     "What is it?" 

     "Wanna join? We're gonna go and play hide and seek"

     "Hide and seek? What are we? five?" Hoseok asked, nearly amazed.

     "Mayhaps" Namjoon responded, the other boys nodded in a greement.

     "Seok, can we? Your house is fucking huge, it would be so much fun!" Yoongi said hopefully. He knew that he was the only person in the world who Hoseok couldn't say no to.

     "Dammit, okay sure. Let's go, five year olds, whose it?" Hoseok huffed.

     "I'll be the seek!" Taehyung raised his hand.