Yoonseok/Sope one shots

Fuckheads

Crackass texts from a crackass group of coconut headasses (am I okay anymore? No)
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Pinkprince has added you and 5 others to the chat "fuckheads"

Yoongay: Jin what the fuck
Pinkprince: uHm, language?!
Yoongay: *what the fucketh
RM: I don't think that's what he meant,,
Gay#2: it's one in the morning please
Taetae: I need my beauty rest, my Gucci ass has no time for your shenanigans
RM: "shENANIGANS"
babyboy: Tae please stop changing my name
Taetae: why? ;)
Gay#2: it's cause you're g a y, Kookie
RM: please sleep
Yoongay:
Taetae:
Gay#2:

No

Yoongay: Jin what have  you done-
Taetae: holy shIT FORGOT TO TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING
Gay#2: what?
-Taetae sent a photo!-
Babyboy: hYUNG WTF 😳🤤
RM: goodnight
-RM has left the chat-
Yoongay: aH shit, good job Ta you got the only sensible person in this fucking chat to leave
Gay#2: nice dick Tae ;)
Yoongay: fucKING EXCUSE YOU
Gay#2: I'm kidding! I love you baby <3
Yoongay: I love you too much please use actual emojis I don't want these ancient ass keyboard hearts
Gay#2: so bitter! 😣
Chimmy: goodnight hyungs! Please get some rest! ^^
Gay#2: I'm shook, Jiminie hasn't said anything r00d yet hm
Chimmy: Hoseok we are in the same room I will fucking choke you like you choke Yoongi in your alone time
Yoongay: oH SHIT GOTTA BLAST
-Yoongay has left the chat-
Gay#2: baBY NO!
-Gay#2 has left the chat-
Chimmy: update: I've never seen his ass run out of our room so fast 💀
Pinkprince: Yoongi is hiding please help
Babyboy: I'm I the only one still shook my daddy's crotch pic?
,,pinkprince and chimmy are typing,,
Pinkprince: wHO
Chimmy: I fuCKING KNEW IT YOU HOMOSEXUAL
Taetae: That's rich coming from someone who admitted to be willing to suck Liam Payne's dick for ten dollars
Chimmy: ten bucks is ten bucks and in these hard times it is needed
Taetae: it's just LA Jimin what's the worst that can happen-
Chimmy: wHITE PEOPLE THATS WHAT
Babyboy: you guys are funny 😂 daddy please come to my room~
-Taetae has left the chat-
Chimmy: that was fast-
Pinkprince: Jimin do you hear that?
Chimmy: oh god please don't be-
Pinkprince: yES, iTS the sound of fucking I swear to gOD IF I HAVE TO HEAR YOONGI MOANING FOR HOSEOK TO GO HARDER ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO SHOVE A PINEAPPLE UP HIS GAY ASS
Babyboy: 'nite
-babyboy and two others have left the chat-

The dustiest fucking thing I've written in months I apologize for this mess thanks for reading though 😂 it's hard to update cause school and shit and I'm trying to figure out what kind of therapy I need and stuff but I'll try to update as soon as possible! Please vote and comment I love you! -Kubo