Yoonseok/Sope one shots

Fuckheads

Fuckheads has returned!- Kubo

FuckBigHit: good morning sluts

RM: With whom am I speaking?

xxMendesoppaxx: goodmorning uwu

Jimmy :J-Jungkook, what happened?

Arthoe: he's been infected

xxMendesoppaxx: lmao, yEET

FuckBigHit: Kook, stop, please

whotfislilmeowmeow: why

FuckBigHit: Why hello, Yoongi

whotfislilmeowmeow: Jin hyung? Why are you- oh, you're the one, aren't you?"

Dancingking: He's the what?

Jimmy: spill the tea sis

xxMendesoppaxx: get that victory royale and hit that whip! Dab nation!

RM has removed xxMendesoppaxx from the chat

RM: Go on

whotfislilmeowmeow: my lUNGSFBAJ

Dancingking: Namjoon I-

Arthoe: why is Seokjin trying to get his dumbass kicked out of Big Hit oof

FuckBigHit: because I could buy this group and this company with pocket change and they still think they can tell me not to cut my hair with kitchen scissors! The audacity!

Dancingking: crackhead culture

Jimmy: if you weren't my hyung I'd kick you in your stupid fucking shins : )

whotfislilmeowmeow: no but he like, crackhead crackhead

whotfislilmeowmeow: tell them or I'll shave your eyebrows

FuckBigHit: b i t c h

RM: What did I miss

Arthoe: Yoongi hyung wants Jin hyung to tell us whatever dumbass thing he's done now

RM: Are you trying to get kicked out of the company?

FuckBigHit: we can rule this kingdom together baby ;)

RM: Tell me later, Taehyung. I gotta wash my eyes

Arthoe: will do

RM has left the chat

FuckBigHit: you won't believe what Bang Pd told me yesterday!

Dancingking: do we want to?

whotfislilmeowmeow: probably not

FuckBigHit: YALL WHORES WANNA HEAR OR NOT SIT TF DOWN AND SHUT THE HELL UP! OPEN YA EARS! 

Jimmy: myfucanjf 

Arthoe: Jimin comfirmed that gays can't type lmao

Jimmy: ssshh I wanna hear what Jin hyung has to say!

FuckBigHit: Anyways, before I was so rudely interrupted. Bang Pd told me that I could't flirt with middle aged men anymore? On god??? Does he not want his most prized son to claim a sugar daddy?

Arthoe: I- I-

whotfidlilmeowmeow: he told him "If you don't get why I need to have as many sugar daddies as I want, you try being the most handsome man in Korea!" With his whole chest "I have a daddy from every country! Fight me!" and he walked out of his fucking office I'm gonna pASS

Dancingking: IM FADING

Jimmy: JIN HYUNG YOURE INSANE OH MY GO D

FuckBigHit: I said what I said!

Arthoe: rip, you're really tryna get ya ass beat

whotfislilmeowmeow: on another note- I saw Hobi practicing today

Jimmy: and..?

Dancingking: you wHAT NO DONT YOU DARE 

whotfislilmeowmeow: s h i r t l e s s

Dancingking: FROM NOW ON WE'RE BUISNESS PARTNERS

whotfislilmeowmeow: I'm sorry, baby. It really do be like that sometimes

Arthoe: pics or it didn't happen!

whotfislilmeowmeow: *sent one image*

Jimmy: PAPI

Jimmy: IM SHOOK

Jimmy: NO ABS MY ASS! A GOD! KING! WE STAN! 

FuckBigHit: he could use that body to bring down nations, God bless

Arthoe: this was truly a religous experience, in the name of the father

Jimmy: the son

whotfislilmeowmeow: and the Hobi spirit

FuckBigHit: Amen

Dancingking has left the chat

whotfislilmeowmeow: Bye, I got a hand to hold

FuckBigHit: Get your mans boi! Hold that hand!

whotfislilmeowmeow has left the chat

FuckBigHit: Hey, brats, wanna get some food?

Arthoe: oh, I don't know, I have a lot of work today

Jimmy: I needed to stop by the store, Maybe

FuckBigHit: I'll pay

Arthoe: see you at 12 sharp!

Jimmy: This is it, chief!

FuckBigHit: ya'll act like you're some broke ass bitches jksjdkf

Jimmy: says the one who cuts his hair with kitchen scissors

FuckBigHit: it's cause I'm legend, you fools can't compete!

Arthoe: wow, I hate you but you're buying me food

Jimmy: I gotta clean my room, bye! Thanks for lunch hyung!

Jimmy has left the chat

Arthoe: I gotta go find Jungkook and u h, take care of him, I may need your help

FuckBigHit: I don't want all that mess

Arthoe: too fucking bad

Arthoe has left the chat

FuckBigHit: well I guess I have no choice-

-Chat closed-