Yoonseok/Sope one shots

Fuckheads ft. Rookies pt.2

I'm working on the second part of Morph and it's loving Astro hours so in the meantime enjoy a chapter of your favorite crackheads!- Kubo

C8YTRI: good morning thots

Sockjeans: Oh no

Whoreseok: howdy

Joon: it's two in the afternoon

Jimoan: iTS NINE IN THE AFTERNOOOON

C8YTRI: YOUR EYES ARE THE SIZE OF THE MOOOON

Yoongles: Join BTS they said, it'll be fun they said

Tae: who stole my fucking dog

Whoreseok: sHIT, couldn't be me 

C8YTRI: Seokjin hyungs sugar rats probably ate it

Tae: iM NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES

Jimoan: where did you last see Tan?

Tae: he was in my room, living his best life and I came back with no dog and a ransom note written on a Burger King napkin

Joon: I-I think I know who it is-

C8YTRI has left the chat

Tae: JUNGKOOK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE GIVE ME MY DOG

Tae has left the chat

Sockjeans: JUNGKOOK JUST RAN PAST THE GAME ROOM HOLDING YEONTAN IN HIS SWEATSHIRT SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS IM GONNA PASS AWAY

Whoreseok: I can hear you sluts from my $1.4 million villa please stop I'm tryna watch Golden Girls in peace

Yoongles: my boyfriend watches Golden Girls-

Joon: be the leader of BTS they said, it will be fun they said

Jimoan: I know what'll make this more fun, let's add those Astro guys back into the chat

Whoreseok: YES!

Yoongles has added OHMYDADDY, MJ, and Moonbeans to the chat

MJ: Guess who's back

OHMYDADDY: back again

Moonbeans: Shady's back

Whoreseok: welcome back! 

Yoongles: hey cuties ;)

Joon: who's Moonbeans?

Moonbeans: I'm Moonbin! :) nice to meet you!

Yoongles: picpicpicpicpic-

MJ: He wants you to send a pic of yourself, he had Jinjin and Me do it too

OHMYDADDY: hyung, d-did you just capitalize "Me"?

MJ: what of it?

Yoongels: I love you MJ

MJ: o-oh??

OHMYDADDY: NO

Whoreseok: ABSOLUTELY NOT

OHMYDADDY: MJ is MY husband, keep your hands off

Whoreseok: Y-Yoon, you don't love me? :(

Yoongles: NO OMG BABY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I MEANT I THINK MJ IS THE BEST PERSON ON THIS DAMN CHAT 

Whoreseok: ooooh, okay :) love you too