Warning: The following Imagine will probably leave you SHOOK..
Just a warning. ;)
Marshall was back at it again with his corny pick up lines that was really wearing on your nerves..you loved the fact he cared about you but all this romantical stuff was really distracting you from your work.
"Baby are you McDonald's? Cause i'm lovin it." He said wrapping his arms around your waist.
"No and i'm not Burger King either, cause you can't always have it your way." You retorted.
He smirked nuzzling himself in your neck, "Okay well I see i'm going to have to turn it up a notch." He mummered.
"Please don't." You begged trying to focus on your paper work.
"Too late, Sweet heart I used to not believe in miracles but then I met you." He said.
"Oh God leave.." You groaned trying to hide a smile that was forming on your face.
"I'll be super man if you'll be Lois lane." He offered.
"No."
"Yup i'm crazy because I didn't notice how beautiful you were when we were growing up." He admitted.
"Don't you have some where to be?" You asked laughing a bit.
"Baby when i'm with you time is infinite."
"Marshall i'm gonna get fired if you don't stop interrupting me." You begged.
"That's fine, because you don't ever have to work as far as i'm concerned, I want to wake up every day to your beautiful face and thank God that he blessed me with one of his beautiful angels."
"Marshall..these pick up lines gotta stop."
"The only thing I'd change about you is your last name." He said.
"Marshall we're already married." You pointed out. "Really these pick up lines have got to stop, i'm busy." You said getting agitated.
He sighed releasing his arms from your waist his head down with his hands in his pockets.
"Okay then, I want a divorce." He said catching you completely off guard his tone complete serious and lacking any humor.
WHAT!?
"WHHAAATTTT!?" You said wide eyed. "Really cause I didn't want to listen to your pick up lines all day?" You said suddenly extremely angry.
"I also wished i'd never kissed you." He said.
Okay that really hurt.
"Excuse me?" You said looking at him as if he'd grown another head.
"Actually I really wish that you would just get lost." He said lowly.
Your heart was skipping all sorts of beats, you couldn't believe your husband was actually talking to you like this.
"H-how could you say that!?" You said through shaky breaths feeling tears already start to form.
"It's true I wish I could divorce you a million times." He said softly.
"Why?" You asked your voice cracking.
"Because that would mean i'd get to marry you a million and one, that means I would get to propose to you a million and one, that means i'd get to watch you walk down that aisle a million and one, and that means i'd get to kiss you a million and one, And I also wished I'd never kissed you for I could experience that feeling all over again, and God I wish that you'd get lost because you know some people search for diamonds, or artifacts, or lost cities, But I wish you'd get lost for I could spend my life finding the most beautiful treasure this world has ever seen.." He said looking up at you.
You were sobbing and crying an absolute waterfall.
"Smooth shady strikes again." You smiled wiping the tears out of your eyes.
He smiled back pulling you into a warm kiss that made you forget all about the paperwork that was due tomorrow.
Hey guys aww hoped you enjoyed this short little imagine, but I think it's cutee let me know what you think...and this is completely off topic...But...
Has anyone noticed how buff Eminem has gotten?
Like...Jesus Christ..Em got some mad work out skills...I'm so glad he's healthy though :)
And I'm Just gonna leave these pics down here... V
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