A loud piercing scream echoed throughout the house causing a very tired Marshall to spring awake and fall out the bed.
He quickly got up and ran in the direction the screaming was which turned out to be the kitchen all the way downstairs.
"What's wrong, what's going on!?" Marshall yelled seeing you standing on top of the kitchen counter with a frying pan in your hand.
"There's a mouse!" You cried.
"Really, your screaming like your being murdered over Mickey Mouse?" Marshall laughed.
"He's NOT Mickey Mouse, Mickey is adorable and cute and is dating Minnie Mouse who is cute and has fashionable bows, NO this mouse was a furry,ugly,fast little weasel who climbed on top of my head!" You cried.
"Babe, look we'll buy some mouse traps tomorrow, now come back to bed please?" Marshall exhaustively pleaded not in the mood to deal with your antics.
"Don't Babe me, we're finding this rodent tonight, i'm not going to be able to sleep until we do!" You yelled still clutching the frying pan hard.
"Honey, did you forget what we live in? Babe we live in a mansion, it would take us the entire night to find that thing, plus he might've already crawled out of whatever hole he came in from." Marshall reasoned.
"Marshall!" You angrily groaned.
"Y/N, i'm not looking for Mickey Mouse, now you can stay down here if you want i'm going to bed." He yawned heading back towards the stair case.
"Marshall don't leave me!!" You cried coming down from the counter and running over to Marshall.
He rolled his eyes and the both of you went back to sleep with you tossing and turning the entire night disturbing him from his own sleep.
6:00 in the morning the alarm went off and a very tired Marshall groaned shutting it off while you still layed peacefully in the bed finally sleeping after shifting around all night.
He went into the bathroom to take a shower and prepare for this interview he had in New York with Jimmy Fallon later on that night.
Meanwhile you were beginning to wake up only to be completely woken up by a scream coming from the bathroom.
You quickly ran into the bathroom to see Marshall standing on top of the little couch you had in the middle of the bathroom in his underwear.
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"Marshall what's wrong!?" You asked seeing your husband look absolutely terrified.
"Yo Dawg, there's a giant spider in here." He frantically shouted.
"Huh, where?" You asked looking at where Marshall was pointing you saw a itty bitty little spider on the floor.
"Really Marshall, your scared at that little thing?" You laughed seeing an angry look cross your hubby's face.
"Yo that thang ain't little." He protested.
The spider then started to move really fast and Marshall screamed so loud that I could've sworn it was another girl in the room.
You bursted into tears laughing, "Oh God this is so funny you scared of little Charlotte from Charlotte's Web." You laughed.
"Nah Girl this ain't no Charlotte from Charlotte's web, Charlotte was a cute spider who helped that pig from ending up on my plate as bacon, this thing is like a frickin demon!" He exaggerated.
You sighed and went over to the spider and stepped on it with your shoe.
(A:N R.I.P Spider)
"There, happy now?" You asked.
Marshall took a deep breath and relaxed, "Thanks." He sighed coming down from the chair.
You rolled your eyes and went back into your bedroom only for another scream to startle you 20 minutes later.
"What!?" You said running back into the bathroom to see Marshall once again standing on a chair this time his eyes were wide and he was literally shaking in fear.
"I think that Spider had a mama and some siblings and they want revenge..." Marshall nervously said.
"What are you-" You looked up in the corner of the wall and what you saw almost made you faint.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" You screamed.
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"OH MY GOD!!!" You screamed causing the spiders and the mama to move a bit which made Marshall bolt out the bathroom literally knocking you down in the process.
"OUCH MARSHALL YOUR JUST GONNA LEAVE ME? I'M YOUR WIFE!!!, WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?" I yelled getting off the ground and quickly running out the bathroom to shut the door behind me.
You found Marshall in the bedroom shoving a whole lot of stuff into a suitcase and taking out his cell phone to talk with someone.
"Sorry Honey every man for himself." He said dialing a number.
"Marshall what are you doing, who are you calling!?" You asked panicky.
"The real estate agent, we fricking moving, ain't no way in hell i'm living here." Marshall said throwing some more stuff into the luggage.
"Oh so we move because of spiders, but not Micky Mouse?" You groaned agitated.
"Yup, pack yo stuff let's go!" He said handing you a luggage.
"Look, i'll pack but we not moving houses just cause we got some insects and mice issues." You reasoned, opening the luggage only to be met with a familiar friend.
"AAHHHH!!" You screamed seeing Mickey Mouse in the bag causing you to throw the bag in the air and the mouse literally went flying right on top of Marshall's head.
"AHHH!!!" Marshall screamed knocking the mouse off his head.
"F*** the stuff let's just go!" He said grabbing your hand as y'all both ran out the house leaving the Mouse and the Spiders as the new tenants.
LOL OMG, wow...I bet we've all had our insect experiences..I done seen so many unwanted guess in my bathroom, and i'm like, that's it..I'm moving. LOL xD Tell me your insect story if you have one, and anyway I hope you enjoyed the imagine see y'all.
