Eminem Imagines Pt. 2 (Eminemzminnie Style)

Marry me, I'm Desperate

"Don't you have any shame?" You friend asked you as you continued to draw on a piece of decorated cardboard.

"Nope."  You smiled putting some glitter on the letters.

"And do you really think he's going to take you up on that offer?" She said crossing her arms shooting you a look that said this was a bad idea and your just going to get your heart broken.

But who was she to determine rather it would work or not?

"Look, he's 45, i'm 42, he's single, i'm single, he has children, I have 4, WE COULD BE THE FRICKIN BRADY BUNCH!!!!!" You squealed in happiness.

"....okay crazy woman." She said looking at you like you were a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

"Look, none of us is getting any younger and if I have to juggle tennis balls on a unicycle dressed as  fricking Ariel the little mermaid to get him to notice me, then I say...GRAB MY RED WIG AND MY DAUGHTERS MERMAID TAIL BLANKET!" 

"Y/N...you don't even like rap though.." She pointed out.

"Stop trying to ruin my bright ideas with your negativity, and for your information Ms. Gloom and Doom I do listen to rap music, I loved Sugar Hills Gang Rappers Delight and Biz Markie Just a friend." You smiled proudly.

"Girl...those songs is older than dust do you know anything new?" She asked.

"Uhhh...LL cool J Knock you out?"

"God almighty..." She mumbled.

"Look, i'll work out the details later, anyway I gotta finish this poster." You said going back to drawing.

"Alright well don't do anything to stupid." She warned.

"Oh trust me it'll be fine."

-A few hours later-

Your friend was babysitting your kids while turning on the news when suddenly Breaking News came on the air.

"Auntie Y/F/N, Why is mama on the news?" Your little girl asked.

"Huh?" You friend turned to look at the screen and she dropped the glass of juice she was drinking.

"This just in, a woman at an Eminem concert carrying a "MARRY ME I'M DESPERATE!" poster was arrested this evening after jumping on stage demanding that the rap star married her." The news anchor spoke.

"Witnesses say she was holding on to him so tight that it took 3 security guards to get her off of him, but they finally subdued her only for her to start naming off the different rap artist she likes, which included, Lil Uzi, G-Eazy, Post Malone, and Cardi B."

"She did not google famous rap stars of 2018..." Your friend mumbled in disbelief.

"She then proceeded to name off all the reasons they'd make a good couple including the fact that she loved M&M's too." The anchor continued.

"Oh God why.." Your friend cringed feeling second hand embarrassment for you.

"Police say that she is currently being held downtown and her bail is still unknown, reporters asked Eminem to comment but he hasn't said anything yet on the matter, we'll be keeping up with this story when we get further updates." The news anchor said.

Just then your friends phone started to ring and she answered it reluctantly already knowing who it was on there other line.

"Are you out of your mind?" Your friend asked you.

"Look everything would've went well if those security guards didn't drag me off of him." You replied. "Anyway bail me out please?" She begged.

"Fine i'm on my way." She sighed hanging up the phone.

"Is mama okay? Your kids asked.

"Kids, don't grow up and be crazy like your mama." She warned.

"We won't." They all said in unison.

- A little later-

"I'm here to pick up my friend, she's the one who attacked Eminem on stage." She said.

"Oh..she's already been bailed out." The police officer at the desk informed.

"Huh? By who?" Your friend asked.

"By me." A voice answered behind her.

Your friend turned around and saw none other than Eminem, and you next to him looking extremely happy for someone who's been in jail for 7 hours.

"E-Eminem?" Your friend asked.

"Yeah, I decided to bail your friend here out..I didn't get hurt and I figured if a woman was willing to tackle me on stage and demand a marriage then she must be very desperate and sad." Marshall explained looking at you who nodded frantically.

"I Am, I am very desperate..and you are very cute!!!" You smiled.

He sent a smirk your way and crossed his arms while displaying a look of total amusement.

"Shady, you done bailing this crazy woman out we got studio recording to do." Denaun said coming up outta no where.

"Yeah, anyway I gotta go but hey nice tackle back there you ever do football?" He asked you.

"No but I love football!" You enthused.

"Alright, hey how about you come over my house for a super bowl party?" He asked suddenly.

You and your friend mouths dropped opened so fast, even the police lady behind the desk mouth shot open in shock as she was clearly eavesdropping on the whole scenario.

"I'd love to!" You almost screamed.

"Alright cool, here's my number i'll text you my address later." He said handing you a piece of paper, and with that he pulled up his hood and followed his friend out the police station leaving everyone bemused as to what just took place.

"What just happened?" Your friend asked.

"Looks like the Brady Bunch is still on!" You squealed.

"And I didn't even have to dress up like Ariel the little mermaid and juggle on a unicycle." You laughed.

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Hey y'all hoped you enjoyed this one, i've gotten a few request so i'm going to start looking into those, and i've also gotten request to read some of your guys stories and I will look into that and give my input if you'd like. I just thank all of you for being so supportive of this book and like always if you have any suggestions or imagines you want to read let me know. Anyway see you all later! :D