Eminem Imagines Pt. 2 (Eminemzminnie Style)

She Loves Me (She Loves me Not)

A:N was listening to Em's new album MTBMB B Side and was jamming to She Loves Me, and finally drew up some inspiration for a quick little imagine. Anyway hope you enjoy!

You were a gold digger.

There's not much you could say to defend yourself, you slept with multiple men, dosed their drinks with NyQuil and happily took whatever valuables they had while they were unconscious. 

It was a real bad habit.

But you weren't about to stop now.

Not when Eminem was in front of you, with his gold chains, his scruffy beard, and giant wallet.

"Hey hun." You say sweetly handing him a red bull as you sat down next to him as he paused in his writing to take the can away from you.

"Hey." He said not even looking up at you.

You huffed sitting next to him laying your head on his shoulder trying to get a peak at what he was writing but you could only catch the title of the song. "She Loves Me?" You questioned.

"Yeah it's for you." He said turning to look at you.

You smile a smile that you've practiced numerous times, with multiple guys, and give your best aww you could manage.

"That's so sweet, I do love you." You lie feeling a bit sick in the stomach.

You had been feeling that way for a few weeks now, and every time you  tried to push that feeling down, you found it coming back with a vengeance.

Uhg don't tell me you were actually feeling guilty.

If there was two things that your former husband/pimp had taught you, was 1 never accept anything other than jewelry for payments ( its less harder to trace when you've robbed your client blind), and 2, never feel remorse or catch feelings.

It seems as of lately though, those rules were getting a bit harder to follow.

"Well what's it about?" You asked sweetly trying to sound as interested as possible.

"Well..It's about how we met." He said.

"Aw that was a good day wasn't it?" You smiled squeezing his bicep noticing he had definitely started working out more.

God why did he have to be so attractive?

"Yeah." He chuckled.

"What else?" You asked running your hands through his hair.

"Oh and it's about how your a gold digging whore." He said nonchalantly.

You froze.

"Excuse me?" You said.

He turned and looked at me a smirk on his face and a look of sheer confidence, "Sweetie, if your gonna drug me, at least make it a little more difficult, I used to drink NyQuil like water, I know what it taste like, matter of fact, I know every sleeping medication under the sun, this ain't new." He said suddenly holding up your purse that had various drugs in it.

"I can explain-"

"It's okay, your a gold digging whore, and I just happen to be a sober jackass, we all have our flaws babe." He said tiredly.

"Look I wasn't gonna drug you I actually really like you-"

"See, a few years ago, when I was strung out on every medication known to mankind I might've believed you, but babe, i'm 48, with a beard I didn't even know I could grow, and a room full of awards I use as paper weights. I'm better than that. So since i'm better than that, I won't be posting the nudes you sent me through Instagrab."

"Y-you mean Instagram?" You said stunned.

"No I mean Instagrab since you were grabbing your girls in the photo." He laughed getting up and opening the front door.

You gasped.

"Oh and there's a Uber outside with your bags in it." He said.

"B-but-"

"Don't worry I payed for the first 8 miles." He said winking as he ushered you out the door before you could even apologize.

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Hey guys hope you enjoyed this quick little imagine!! How are you enjoying the album!? What's your favorite song!? Let me know!! Thanks for still reading these imagines, You have no idea how much it means to me. :)