I've been working in Smosh Games for 5 months. I get along with the rest of the crew especially Damien.
I arrived at the office early like I always do. Because working at Smosh Games is the best. I do what I love and I get paid.
"Hey there early bird" Damien said.
"Good morning" I greeted and continued scrolling my facebook.The rest of the crew came in.
"These two are together again." Mari teased.
"Good morning guys" I greeted."Why are you so happy today? What's up with you?" Sohinki asked
"Yeah. Something happened to you and Damien last night?" Mari teased"Oh ha ha guys. Really funny." I said
"Don't ruin miss sunshine's mood today." Damien defendedThe teasing stopped and we played Fuck, Marry and Kill. The players are Flitz, Damien, Mari and me.
The rules are each player draw a good card and one bad card to contradict the good card.
It's my turn to be the judge.
"So here is mine. I am very rich but I have a really bad breath that never goes away." Flitz read the card.
"Oh wow. Well I guess I have to kill you Flitz " I joked
"They didn't even draw their cards. You really hate people with bad breath. Huh." He said
"Okay so I got. I own the whole Argentina but I'm a kleptomaniac." Mari said with a disappointed look.
"That's not bad. We could just chop your hands." I joked and everyone laugh.
"Mine is I'm your ideal man but I slaughter penguins for a living." Damien said.
"I will definitely kill you. You know that I love penguins so much. I love it. more than myself." I said
"Well in my defense. I can provide you anything and that's it." Flitz said
"As you said you can just chop my hands off and we can live in Argentina if. If. If you marry me." Mari defended.
"I don't really know what to say, I'm already doomed. But you'll do anything for love, right? I just want to provide for the family. You know?" Damien said
"I don't know what love means to you but love doesn't mean you can kill one of the things they love. And you ain't my ideal man if you kill a penguin." I said
"I think I have to fuck Mari, marry Flitz you know I'm all about that money and kill Damien." I added
Flitz and Mari cheered while Damien has this disappointment in his face.
We ended our game and say our last lines to the camera.
"Wanna grab a lunch?" Mari asked
"Sure. I'm really hungry." Flitz said
"How about you, y/n?" Mari asked me"You guys go ahead. I'll just go talk to Damien." I said and walked to Damien who seems to be texting.
"Hey" I said and tapped his arm.
He looked up to his phone.
"What?" He said coldly
"Are you mad?" I asked
"No. Just hungry. Come on let's eat." He saidI nodded. We are eating our lunch and he is quiet. Not the Damien that I'm used to.
"Damien. Is there a problem?" I asked.
He didn't budge. He is just staring into space. I snapped my fingers infront of his face."Hey Damien." I said while waving my hands
"wha- what?" he said and sat straight.
"Is there a problem?" I asked with furrowed eyebrows.
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Damien Haas Imagines
FanfictionCollection of Damien Haas imagines. Reached #1 in Smosh