Damien Haas Imagines

Smosh & Order!

Thank you so much girgal73 for this wonderful suggestion. Okay, bear with me guys. I don't know anything about courts but I watch HTGAWM a couple of times. I'm sorry if there's mistakes.

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I was sitting on one of the couches in the squad room when Damien approached me.

"Hey y/n. Are you ready?" He asked me.

I stood up to face him, "Are you ready to lose bitch?"

"Also, I'm sorry. I hope to see you later at dinner" I said sweetly.

I always get competitive and Damien is no exception eventhough he's my boyfriend for 3 years now.

We were at the rented court with Noah as a judge. And, Courtney who is the plaintiff, I was assigned on her side. Shayne as the defendant with the case of identity theft.

"Are you nervous?" Courtney asked me.
"No. Why would I be?" I raised my eyebrow.
"Because that's the 4th tictac you've been eating." she pointed out

"I had a curry for lunch." I alibied.

Lasercorn as a bailiff said, " all rise for the honorable, the bodacious, the bootylicious, Judge Betty."

"you may all be seated." Noah entered the room.

"Looks like we have a case of indentity theft and fraud from Courtney Miller and Courtney Freaking Miller."
"where's the defendant?" Noah asked

"Courtney!" Damien called out.

Shayne showed up in an orange jumpsuit. I tried to contain my laughs, "why is he on a jumpsuit? He's not even proven guilty yet"

He went near me, "oh I'm guilty of a lot of things, attorney."

I bit my lip as I heard his crazy voice.

"Please stop laughing." Noah said.
"I'm sorry, your honor."

It's time for the prosection's opening statement. So, I stood up with confidence and said my unprepared speech.

"As you all know, we are here because of identity theft and fraud and might as well as false advertisement----"
"what? how is it false advertisement?" Damien asked
"because this is what Smosh is selling. this is the reality" I pointed to the real Courtney.
"And this is what came out." I pointed to Shayne.

"So. my client, Ms. Courtney Real Miller has been incapable emotionally, physically, and mentally, just she know that someone out there is portraying as her. That's all."

I walked back again, "And also, how can you trust them when the defendant's lawyer's tie is off-centered. Am I the only one bothered?"
"Yes. you are the only one." Damien said

I rolled my eyes at him as I sit again.

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The rest of the case was undeniably funny and it's getting harder and harder for me to try not to laugh.

It was time to cross-examine Shayne. I took a deep breath.

"I have a question, whoever you are."
"I'M COURTNEY FREAKING MILLER." he shouted
"please don't yell. I have a sensitive tympanum." I said, holding my ear.

"So yeah. how can you say that you are real?" I asked
"WHAT?"
"How can you say that you are real?"

Shayne buffered, thinking of a joke.

"Relevance, your honor." Damien called out.

"Your honor, clearly the defendant has no say. He/She might not even be real. I'm just saying if he/she can't answer a simple question whether he/she is real or was real then I rest my case." I said proudly

"What?!" Ian in the jury said
"Don't listen to her she's a master manipulator." Damien said

"I believe that the defendant has a witness to bring to the stand." Noah said
"Yes, your honor." Damien said

I was looking everywhere on where that person was.

"I believe she has all the answers to this case. Ms. Y/f/n can you approach the stand please?" Damien spoke out.
"What? Me?" I pointed to myself.

I approach the stand nervously.

"Why are you shaking?" Noah asked.
"This is not part of the plan" I answered.

"So, Miss y/f/n. I think you hold a lot of answers here. It's you and only you can answer." Damien said while trying to tie his tie.

"why me?" I asked while motioning him to come near me.

He walked towards me and I fixed his tie.

"thanks" he said
"welcome. also what?"

"So are you or are you not a master manipulator?"
"No. I am not" I answered straightly
"Are you sure? Because I saw how you manipulate my client to think that she is not real."
"Well. I'm sorry that your client can't answer a simple question." I fought back.

"Are you really sure? Because you manipulate my feelings for you."
"That's my only way to get a man. Manipulation." I joked.
"Oh, that's your own choice, Haas." I answered.

Damien and Noah exchange glances. And that made me curious.

"I have a last question." he said

I was waiting for him to say anything, my heart is beating so fast. My hands are shaking.

"I fell inlove with you four years ago and I never thought that this would happen." I listen to him and raised my eyebrows. I remained silent and nervous.

"Y/n, you manipulate me with your wits, beauty and that booty and I'm really glad you did. Because you're the only master manipulator that I'm glad to be with, even for the rest of my life." Damien said

"what is happening?" I wanted to cry but I don't understand any single thing that is happening.

"Y/f/n, will you marry me and spend the rest of your life with me?" he opened a box revealing a ring.

I didn't have to think twice, "Yes!"

He put the ring on my finger and hugged me even there's barrier between us.

Everyone clapped and cheered. I stepped out of the stand to hug him and kiss him once again.

"So? Is Shayne guilty?" I asked Noah.
"We will never know." he answered.

"The only thing I'm guilty of. Is loving you." Damien said
"Damien no." I said after that corny line.