Damien Haas Imagines

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"Y/n. I bet you 5 dollars I can fit this whole hotdog in my mouth." Damien said as he approached me

"Deal" I put a 5 on the table.

He proceeded to put the whole hotdog in his mouth and pulled it back out.

"I can't" he choked.
"That's disgusting" I took his 5 dollars.

"Why would you do that?" I asked him
"Just a part of our bet series, duh." He answered

Damien and I have been betting since we get to work here in Smosh. And I think I've earned 1,000 dollars just by betting and I think I've spent less than 500 because he always lose.

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The next day, I went to work early and found all of the staff in the meeting room.

"Y/n" someone called out.

He ran towards me.

"What is it? What's the bet for today?" I asked
"Honestly, I can't think of anything. We bet all of things we can bet off "
"I bet you I can think of a bet before you do."

"And done" I opened my palms, asking for my money.
"I didn't agree to that." He complained.

"Oooh you guys having are betting again. What is it?" Shayne approached us.
"We don't know." I answered.
"I know. Do you know Sebastian?"

"The editor?" I asked

He nodded.

"What about him?"
"He never speak. As in, never. I once talked to him and he just nodded and shaked his head. The bet is whoever make him speak first before 5pm wins. " He explained.

"How much you gonna put, Damien?"
"I don't want to bet money today."
"Okay. What can you give?" I asked, crossing my arms.

"What's the most precious thing to you, Damien?" Shayne asked
"My car." He answered quickly.
"And what about you,y/n?"

I can't think of a precious thing for me.

"You can bet yourself" Shayne suggested.
"What? No! I'm priceless " I protested.

"So. If you win, you will get Damien's car. And if Damien wins he'll get to date you for one night."

I'm not gonna lose.

"Deal" we both said.

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I sneaked up on Sebastian and jump infront of him as he was right infront of the door. He flinched but he didn't say a word. Not even an "arghhh. You're such a horrible person. I could have died."

"Sorry. I thought you were my friend." I said to avoid awkwardness.

He just nodded.

"Sorry. What's your name again?" I asked

He pointed at his name tag above on his chest. Why would he wear fucking tag.

"Ohhh. Okay. Well how do you pronounce it? Sebestien or Sebastien" I tried to make him talk.

He just shrugged his shoulder. When I couldn't think of anything to say he walked away. What's up with that dude? Is he mute? I really feel bad to include him on our bet if he is. I deleted the recording because it's an absolute trash.

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"Sooo. Sebastian. What is your favorite food?" I approached him at lunch.

And again, he just shrugged his shoulder.

"Sorry for asking but are you mute?" I asked

I shook his head, signifying 'no'.

"Why don't you speak? Make a sound from your mouth, dude." I said