Damien Haas Imagines

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I'm crying and crying and crying over Titanic. It's our lunch break and I'm watching it on my computer in Smosh Games' room.

"You're watching Titanic again. You're such a crybaby." Damien teased as he walked in.

I gave him a finger as I sneezed on the tissue.

I'm so tired of Damien always teasing me, it just became a hobby of him. Sometimes I ignore him but sometimes I answer him.

"Come on, little cry baby. Matt's calling us" he said
"Don't compare me to your weiner, Damien. I'm not that small." I rolled my eyes at him and went to the office.

"But you love eating weiners, y/n" he said as he entered the office.

Everyone stared at him silent.

"Yes but not yours." I backfired.

The room was full of oohhs.

"Stop it, kids. You're always fighting." Matt said

I tried to stay serious for the whole meeting but Damien keeps on making faces across the room.

"Hey y/n" the intern greeted me.
"Oh hi."
"Is it okay if I ask you few questions?" he asked

I nodded.

"Not the intern, y/n" Damien said as he walked by
"Ha ha very funny"

"Sorry about that. You were gonna ask?" I turned to the intern.
"It's just about the shoot later."

I answered his questions but it's kinda weird because he keeps on leaning forward on me. I don't know about that but it's kinda weird.

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"Wassup guys and welcome back to the show with no name." Courtney greeted to the camera
"And today we're gonna answer your questions on twitter" Shayne said

"Okay question number one. What's the most annoying thing that's always happening in smosh?" I read

"Damien and y/n's constant fighting. That's the most annoying thing everrrrr" Courtney exaggerated
"Yeah. They mimick each other like little birds." Shayne said
"Damien started it." I protested.

"NO. I DIDN'T" Damien shouted behind the camera.

All I can do is to motion to him trying to prove a point.

After the shoot I was pretty tired and tried to relax in the game room.

"Here." Damien gave me a spAghEtt
"Try to get some meat in that body."

I said thank you to him. I'm still pissed but I never forget to be polite.

"Woah. It's a miracle. They're not fighting." Mari said as she walked inside the room.
"I need rest " I said
"Ya'll are tired from that fighting?" Boze asked
"Kinda."

"Poor baby is getting tired. You want daddy to drive you home." Boze imitated Damien
"Daddy?" I asked who daddy is
"yes baby?" Damien said

The room fell silent. Did he just called me "baby" like not the meaning of the word "baby" (you get me?)

"Whatttt izzz happening?" Boze is laughing off the floor.
"Did he just?" Wes asked.

I'm still surprised, I don't know what to say.

"It's a joke, guys." he defended
"Damien, y/n. Matt is calling you." the intern entered

We went to the office. We didn't speak because of what happened.

"Why are you calling us, dad?" I took Twizzlers off of the jar on his table.
"Here's 300 dollars and a vlogging cam. Go have fun around LA."
"and you're assigning me with a baby?" Damien protested
"you're not that such a daddy, Damien." I rolled my eyes at him.