dialogue

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josh: she said don't you worry if i disappear

lily: i hate when girls do that, like do guys like that? i mean i wouldn't know i don't have a penis, like does that mysterious shit turn you guys on?

josh: oh, lil', you're too much. some guys like it. i just think it's weird. mystery is always fun, but there's always a point where it just gets annoying

lily: oh, understandable. so go on about this girl

josh: yeah so i'm at this motel in chicago and yeah and we met and stuff and she's just i don't know..

lily: different than what you're used to?

josh: yes.

lily: is that bad or good?

josh: both, good cause i need a change of game, but bad because i'm rusty

lily: ew, josh, ew.

josh: she's hot as hell, lil'. like those tits and her ass. i literally cannot.

lily: then bone her already. what are you waiting for?

josh: i think i like her

lily: i hope you like the people you put your dick in

josh: no, i think i like her.

lily: ohhh, you're screwed. just bone her and then leave. don't get attached and move on to the next one just tell her that.

josh: are you sure you have a vagina? damn, lil' you sound like one of the guys

lily: one of the many attractive qualities about myself

josh: yeah gotta love you for that

lily: you just do, so bone her and on to the next, bro

josh: but... she makes me feel alive.

lily: don't.

josh: she's heartless yet never more lively

lily: josh, don't. you feel alive cause she's either a) probably a little older than you b) forcing you to be under the influence or c) you haven't boned a chick that was hard to get in such a long time

josh: how do you...

lily: i'm psychic. no, i just know you, now go, bone her and on to the next and when you're good and ready come home and take me for a goddamn drive

josh: yes m'am.