Sam: Ladies and gentlemen! It is time for the moment you've all been waiting for! You sent in your questions and they are here to answer them. Introduciiinng... Jennifer Rodgers!
Jennifer: I'm here bitches, wassup?
Sam: Already swearing this early? We literally haven't even started ye- you know what never mind. Moving on. Let's welcome our Fuckboy, Harry Styles!
Harry: Wow, rude.
Jennifer: She right though
Harry: Shut up pig
Jennifer: DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME???
Sam: Yall can fight later in the bedroom, okay? Let me continue with the introductions.
Jennifer: WHAT DID YOU SAY
Sam: I said, coming out next we have David who's last name is a mystery to everyone including myself!
David: Please, please, hold your applause.
Harry: No one is even applauding..
David: I'm honored to be here, really. Such a blessing.
Sam: Cool, now let's bring in Grant!
David: WOOOOO COME ON BABY BOY
Grant: David, please stop
David: MY CINNAMON APPLE
Grant: Can I leave?
Sam: No, now sit down and be quiet. Next we have Amber-
Jennifer: OH MY GOD WHAT
Sam: Well she-
Jennifer: AMBER I MISSED YOU SO MUCH
Sam: JENNIFER SHUT UP SHE'S NOT HERE
Jennifer: what
Sam: She's participating over the phone and won't be calling until its her turn for the interview.
Jennifer: oh..
Sam: Anyway, these are the first group of people we have here today! I will bring in the others once you guys are done here.
Harry: What exactly are we here for?
Sam: You're all here for an interview, basically. See the people sitting in the crowd? They're going to ask you guys questions and you all are to answer honestly.
David: What if we don't?
Sam: ..
David: Not to mention, how will you know if we're telling the truth or not?
Jennifer: Hey David
David: Yeah?
Jennifer: Shut up and let her talk so we can get this over with
David: Okay fine, no need to be rude
Sam: ANYWAY. Let's kick this interview off with our first question for Jennifer! Go ahead, hun.
eviexadams: What are the best and worst things about Harry?
Harry: Oh this is gonna be good
Jennifer: Oh we're really jumping right into this, aren't we?
Sam: Yes we are
Jennifer: Can't someone else answer a question first?
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