First Date: Bucky

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You have absolutely no idea how this happened.
First you and Bucky were stealing two bottles of wine from Tony..
Now.... it's 4 bottles later and you are COMPLETELY drunk, Bucky isn't.
Lucky little shit.

" WE SHOULD START A BAND!" You yell at the top of your lungs.
Bucky laughs and takes your glass off of you
" WE SHALL CALL THE BAND THE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTIONS!!" Your on top of a table now.
" HIT SINGLE YOU CANT GET IT UP.. SUCKS BRO ( Maybe not)!!!"
Bucky is bAsically dying with laughter trying to get you down but instead you run into his bathroom.. and start singing ' We Are The Champions '

Your actually the most hilarious person ever whilst drunk and Bucky doesn't regret it at all.

" c'mon sweetheart, let's get some coffee in you."

" you suck JAMES" you yell before running into a door and passing out.

When you woke up, you had the BIGGEST headache, and believe it or not... you remember everything. Which sucks.

You look at your bedside table and see a little note.

' last night was great.
Hope we can do it again.
Let's just keep you sober this time ' with a crappy little winky face drawn on.

You groan and nearly scream from the fact you just made your head even worse. You get up and walk towards the kitchen. Definitely regretting drinking last night.

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