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year anniversary: Clint

" so your gonna teach me archery?" You say to Clint whilst tying your shoe lace.
" yup" he says grabbing his bow and arrows. ". Oh and I got you a present" he pulls out a bow for you.
" you bought me a bow?" You take it out out of his hands. " well.. it is  our anniversary so, I had to get you a gift"
Your eyes widen and you face-palm. " I forgot to get you something" you say too him with a sorry expression on your face.

" it's cool, we can go shopping tomorrow" you smile at him and kiss him " your awesome "

🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹 skip 🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹

You guys take a quinjet and fly to a little secluded forest.
When you land you go on a short little hike up a hill before Clint stops you.
" Here" he put a picture of Tony on a tree and you burst out laughing. " really... Tony!?"
" He hit on you.. he deserves it" he says handing you an arrow.

" um... what do I do?"
He shows you how to keep the arrow straight ( unlike me 😜) and how to aim.
" I'm not gonna be able to do this" you say pulling back the bowstring and trying your best to aim. You let go of the arrow and immediately hit the middle of Tony's face.

" I... i... OH MY FUCKING GOD" you jump up and down, not caring if it's totally an overreaction. You look at Clint to see him smiling and holding another arrow for you. So you grab it and align it with the bow. Pulling back the bowstring again and aiming.

The Arrow seems like it is soaring in slow motion as it lands right next to the other.

A giant smile comes onto your face as you look back at your boyfriend. " think you got some competition clintoris" he laughs and grabs his bow. Aiming at a tree far.. far away.  And fucking hitting the centre perfectly.
" Don't think so princess "

" dick"

WHO ELSE THINKS I SHOULD TOTALLY DO PARENT PREFERENCES AFTER THIS BOOK! LIKE FROM THE KIDS POINT OF VIEW AFTER YOU GET PREGNANT N STUFF... SHOULD I DO THAT? .
ANYWAYS

✌ OUT MOTHERFUCKERS