Pick Up Lines

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Tony : I'm iron man.

You: are you a magnet because I'm attracted to you.
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Steve: I'm not a photographer but I can picture us together.

You: hey! do you work out?
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Clint: is your dad a baker? Because you have a nice set of buns.

You: I've got the buns. Do you have the hotdog?
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Natasha: do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

You: want to know what will look good on you? Me.
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Bruce: is your name google. Because you're everything I'm searching for.

You: nice shirt, is it made out of boyfriend material?
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Sam: there is only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name

You: nice package, let me unwrap that for you.
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Peter: are you a campfire? Because your hot and I want s'more

You: are you a candle? Cuz I wanna blow you.
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Wanda: hey! You're pretty, I'm cute. Together we would be pretty cute.

You: I love you with all my boobs. I would say heart but my boobs are bigger.
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Pietro: if you were a fruit you would be a fine apple.

You: I lost my teddy, can I sleep with you tonight?
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Bucky: are your parents beavers because DAMMMMMM

you: kiss me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Richard?

You are welcome. ✌ out motherfuckers

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