Hidden Secrets {Bill Weasley}

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"Completely and utterly embarrassing!" Harley exclaimed as Bill reluctantly put the shopping away. She paced back and forth, tugging at the roots of her hair. "Absolutely ridiculous! WILLIAM WEASLEY I SWEAR IF YOU DO THAT EVER AGAIN I'LL-mmppphhh..."

Bill cut the woman's rant off with a kiss, pushing her up against the wall. As her back hit the wall, Harley's fingers tangled in Bill's hair, her lips melting into the kiss. Bill pulled back with a sheepishly grin making Harley roll her eyes and push him away. "You're such a nightmare!"

"Then at least you see me in your dreams." Bill winked, slapping her bum as she walked away from him. She leapt her hands covering her bum cheeks as she gasped in shock.

She shook her head and grabbed an apple leaping up onto the counter swinging her legs. "We cook there, love!"

"Oh, shut it you! And you fart where we sleep! Do you see me kicking you out of the bed?"

"Well... a few times," stated Bill, the sheepish grin staying on his lips. Harley rolled her eyes again and kept swinging her legs to annoy him further. "Harls, you're going to kick a hole in the cupboards if you're not careful."

"Do you actually give a toss?" She raised her eyebrows kicking her legs harder. Bill wandered towards her, placing his hands on her knees and rubbing his thumbs in circles on them.

"Stop." Bill told her sternly.

"NO!" She exclaimed in a child-like voice, mocking Bill's earlier behaviour. She kept kicking her legs harder and faster, nearly kicking Bill multiple times. The man jumped out of the way and dragged her by the waist off of the counter and into his arms. He lifted her feet off of the ground, her legs still kicking as she giggling wildly.

Bill carried her over to the front door and awkwardly opened it, hobbling out of the house and down past his old house and up Asa and Dylan's path. Using his elbow he hit the door in an attempt to knock on it. Dylan answered the door curiously as he saw Harley giggling and kicking her legs.

Bill dumped the woman on the ground, pushing her into Dylan's arms. "She's her fathers' responsibility now." He stated and walked away.

Dylan welcomed the woman into the house, stretching his neck to catch sight of Bill closing his front door. Shaking his head he joined Asa and Harley in the living room. "What did you do?" He asked the blonde woman, pinching the bridge of his nose.

"I have him a taste of his own medicine." She shrugged as Asa pulled her into his arms for a cuddle.

"and that was?" Continued Dylan.

She told the story of the shopping trio and how she kept swinging her legs. The two men shook their heads in disbelief claiming how "childish" they were being.

"Oh well, you can stay if you want, we're having pizza and chips." Said Asa, pulling Dylan with his free hand over to the pair. He collapsed beside Harley and wrapped his arms around the two.

Asa's fingers ran through Dylan's hair lovingly and almost instantly Harley felt awkward and as if she was intruding. "Look, thanks for the offer but I probably should get back and see what he's doing..." She said standing up, pushing herself off of their knees and rubbing her neck awkwardly.

"What? No, Harley, you don't have to!" Exclaimed Dylan as he nuzzled into Asa's hand.

She nodded, "I do, I feel like I'm intruding and I um...don't want a threesome so...see you!" She called, blushing wildly as she ran out of the house.

"Threesome? I'm not one to delve into women, babe, are you?" Pondered Dylan shifting into Asa's side and letting his head fall into the crook of his neck. The man shook his head. "No? I thought just as much, we're as bent as a crowbar!"

"My sentiments exactly."

* * *

Fifteen minutes.

Fifteen minutes. Quince minutos. 900 seconds.

That's all it took for Bill to set fire to the kitchen.

Harley rushed over, her wand in hand and exclaimed, "aguamenti!" Water spurted from the top of her wand and soaked the top of the stove and the frying pan that waved fire around.

Once it was out fully, Harley slipped her wand into her back pocket and sighed. She turned and faced Bill who stood idly with a fish-slice in hand and a cheeky grin on his face.

"So I have established that I cannot cook eggy bread."

Rolling her eyes, Harley pushed open the kitchen window in an attempt to rid the house of the smoke and she scraped the cremated bread into the bin, and set the frying pan to wash itself.

"Sorry...?"

The woman patted her boyfriends shoulder and laughed, "you're lucky we are going to the World Cup in two days otherwise you'd be grounded, William."

"You can't ground me!" Bill cried, flinging his arms out and the fish-slice slipping from his grips and contacting the living room wall. Harley raised her eyebrows, giving him the look. "Right! Erm, sorry ma'am." He stuttered pulling.

"There's a good boy." She cooed patting his cheek and pulling him in for a kiss. "I wouldn't ground you, you're to good."

"Of course I am." He smirked, winking at her, running his hands down her hips. "You know, I was going to come and fetch you in a little while after the eggy bread was made as a surprise and apology. I wasn't expecting you to be back so soon. What happened?"

"I wasn't prepared to take part in a threesome. I'm straight. Like as straight as ruler but being homosexual is amazing, just not my preference, I don't discriminate." 

"You do realise you can get bendy rulers right? I saw one in the shop earlier! I thought it was wicked!" Bill cried, "It's why I slipped one into the trolley and we bought it without you realising." He began to edge away from Harley carefully skimming past the sofa, his hand grazing the top of it and he stopped in front of the stairs. 

"Where is it? Hand it over?" She stuck her hand out expectantly. 

Bill slapped her hand, "High five!"

"Will, ruler, now!" She demanded. 

"NEVER!" He bellowed running up to their bedroom with his girlfriend hot on his tail. 

A/n-

I'M BACK!

English Literature GCSE is over! To be honest the questions were easy, I feel so happy and lucky! But I don't have a clue how I did because my A christmas carol question was on fears and I compared him to an onion and welp, HE GOT LAYASSSSS. Jk. I have no idea why I wrote about him being like an onion. Curse you a series of an unfortunate events... jk again, I love that book series. 

Anyway, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 107K! AHHH!!! That's so much, it's only been fifteen days and I went up 17k, thank you for all of your love and support and being so patient whilst I took a hiatus from writing. Y'all rock!

Also, in case of confusion:

I deleted wattpad until after my first exam on tuesday, downloaded it again and replied to comments/ read any updated books then it was deleted again until today. Therefore I saw a few things but when I last checked we were on 100k and now 107k thank you again. 

I hope you enjoyed this update and I will see you in the next one!