Some random quotes I found in my notes... ouu that rhymes!
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"If you think you ugly, there's somebody out there that's uglier than you."- Cardi B
"Lucifer's cabbage? In my good Christian suburbs? No thanks!"- my friend Callum
"When a sweet boy that adores you offers you a piece of pie, say thank you."- This Is Us
"Welcome to my cafe. Will you be eating any cabbage?"- Charlie and Lola
"Love will hurt, no matter what form, shape, size or effort. The Heart Is Delicate, don't ruin your chance of loving."- A.M.B.
"Breath. Sunflower. Three to the right. Four to the left. Rainbow. Four fifty."- Stranger Things
Some hoe: "Finn is so ugly, how can you like him?"
Me: "*sucks teeth* Bitch I hope you get trapped in the upside down and eaten by a demogorgon."
"On the table on the floor up against the bedroom door"- my Mom
"Suck my dick you fucking Polish degenerate"- Callum
"Sometimes you got to go back, to actually move forward. I don't mean like that like some fancy metaphor I mean literally. Like when you crash into one of those big old green tube things in Mario kart, you gotta press B and, reverse a little. And even though I know all that I still have so many unanswered questions like, did they name the tree after the palm; or the palm, after tree? Did Delilah ever tell that guy what it was like in New York City? And of course the greatest question of all what is the meaning of life... cereal? I mean it don't taste that good, it's not healthy cereal around it's just there. Yet life, is still a cereal. Cus life, is still surreal."- Ryan Higa
I don't trust bitches because bitches spelt backwards is sehctib and that don't make no fuckin sense just like you bitches- idk
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