i am not gay.

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you're now connected with a random stranger. say hi!

you and the stranger both like suicide.

You: tylerrr

Stranger: how did you know?

You: ive said that to the last 8 people. dont feel too special

Stranger: oof

You: so when can i see your face?

Stranger: when can i see yours?

You: here i am then

Stranger: wow

Stranger: thats really you?

You: well duh

You: my mic is broken right now but my friend mark says he can fix it

You: still there?

Stranger: sorry i just cant believe thats you

You: lmao why?

You: you think im pretty or something?

Stranger: jOSHua!

Stranger: i am not gay.

You: neither am i

Stranger: oh

Stranger: youre not?

You: haha no

Stranger: oh

Stranger: me neither

You: ok

Stranger: ok

You: dont let the purple hair fool you

Stranger: that is a nice color

You: why thankyou

You: im thinking of going bright pink next. thoughts?

Stranger: go for it

Stranger: anything would suit you

You: are you flirting with me?

Stranger: no??

You: hahahah

Stranger: did you want me to

You: tyler show me your face

Stranger: see you tomorrow jish

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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hahaha i lover writing this chapter i thought it was so cute

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