omegle • joshler

so freaking perfect.

you're now connected with a random stranger. say hi!

you and the stranger both like suicide.

Stranger: hi josh

You: hey tyler

Stranger: sorry about last night :(

You: its okay

Stranger: josh

You: yes

Stranger: i might change my mind

Stranger: but i think that i wanna show my face

You: NQGDPQBFNQLNXNDLSLVMF

You: rEALLY

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: i think

You: im here

Stranger: aaaHH wait

Stranger: noo turn yours off

You: why?

Stranger: ahh i dont wanna see your reaction when you see my face

You: whats the big deal?

You: do you have like an extra nose or something

You: not judging if you do

You: thatd actually be so sick

Stranger: no just one nose

You: awh :(

Stranger: im just nervous to show myself

You: dont be

Stranger: youre gunna think im ugly and i dont wanna see another face look at me like that

You: even if youre a super hideous mutant id still be your friend

Stranger: good to know

Stranger: but can you still turn off your webcam?

You: if thats what you want

Stranger: thank you

Stranger: ok... are you ready?

You: ive been ready for like 2 weeks go ahead

Stranger: okay here goes nothing

You: tyler

Stranger: yes

You: take your hand off the camera

Stranger: ughh k

You: tYLER

You: show ur faceee i can only see your wall

You: i like your posters tho

You: but your posters arent your face soo

Stranger: okay fine

You: o

You: m

You: g

Stranger: AHH sorry ill turn it back off

You: NO PUT IT BACK ON YOUR FACE

Stranger: why??

You: holy fricking moly

Stranger: am i really that bad?

You: tyler

Stranger: yeah? :(

You: you are

You: so freaking

You: perfect

Your conversational partner has disconnected.