omegle • joshler

she's a keeper.

"so is the sex any good?" brendon asks, debby almost choking on her soda.

"brendon!" josh scolds him, smacking him on the head.

"i'm sorry, but we were all thinking it!" he rubs his head sadly.

josh squeezes debby's hand reassuringly and rolls his eyes. "it's none of your business, brenda."

"oo, we love couple secrets." he says sarcastically.

it falls silent around the group as everyone eats their food. debby clears her throat and looks around.

"it's good, it's very good." she says quickly, taking a sip of her drink. josh's jaw drops and he hides in her shoulder.

brendon cheers and high fives her. "yes, baby! i like her, joshie, she's a keeper."

"shut up..." josh blushes and gives his girlfriend a goofy smile.

"and i'm gunna receive all of the details later. pay up, peter." he smirks, putting his hand out.

pete rolls his eyes and hands him a twenty dollar bill. "whatever. i didn't think josh would put out so early in on his first real relationship. it's only been, what, like a week?"

josh flips him off. "you guys made a bet about my sex life?"

"not the first time, joshie." brendon shrugs, pocketing the cash. debby smiles at pete, laughing at how dumb the situation is. he blushes and looks down at his emo feet.

"you guys are crazy." josh sighs, cuddling into debby.

"you know what else is crazy? a threesome. you guys down?" brendon asks, facing the couple. debby laughs and josh scoffs, smiling.

"stop trying to bang your bestfriend." jenna giggles, making brendon focus on her instead.

"why, are you jealous?" he asks, wiggling his eyebrows.

by that point, everyone moved to a different table once they've had enough with brendon's slutty behavior.

...

once again, josh and debby are at it again with their usual makeout session but this time at debby's house. josh takes off his shirt and returns back to her, smiling into the kiss. she pulls away, leaving josh dazed and confused.

"don't get me wrong, i enjoy what we're doing." she starts. "but it's kinda all we do. do you wanna go out for supper or go swimming or something?"

josh shakes his head. "no, it's okay. we can just do this."

she laughs and pulls away again. "you're not hearing me. it seems like you're getting addicted to this. are you sure everything's okay?"

he nods repeatedly. "y-yeah, of course."

she sighs. "okay. we can do this."

he smiles and continues what he started. the truth is, it has been over a week now and he still can't get tyler out of his mind. the only thing that distracts him from that strange boy from the pervy website is... well, sex.

it's completely unhealthy and also kind of weird, but he doesn't really care anymore.

tyler probably gave up on him a long time ago anyways.