Y'all I'm doing that description, age and other crap at the start of the story cuz I'm lazy so I'll just say if there is any trigger warnings ok?
Ok.
Lets stark...........oops.........I......mean......... start
Ignore my horrible pun.
Third POV. (Duh)
Tony and Peter were currently arguing without knowing why.
"You think your everything don't you?" Peter asked mockingly.
"Um duh of course I'm Tony Stark" Tony replied rolling his eyes. (When I typed rolled in the suggestions bar for the next word it said shit. Why would Tony want roll his shit?? I'm sorry for putting an image in your mind)
(No I'm not)
"You think I care what your name is" Peter clapped back.
"Um ExuSe mE, but I'm the best."
Peter scoffed, "I'll let you believe what you wanna."
"I don't know what you're talking about."
"You know you think you're all that and a bag of Cheetos, but your not." Peter said.
Tony scoffed, then said something that cracked Peter up.
"Kid, I'm da shit, so I don't know what you're talking about."
Peter started laughing hysterically, steadying himself with Tonys desk.
"W-what" Peter managed to get out.
"I said I'm da shit." Tony replied.
Peter just kept laughing.
"What? Isn't that what cool people say about themselves?" Tony said.
Peter just walked put of the lab, going into his room he had there for the weekends to tell Ned everything.
Meanwhile, Tony stood in his lab, confused.
"But I am da shit.....right?"
Okay that was horrible but this was inspired by a comment (you know who you are) I hope your okay with me using this, but it was to good to stay a comment.
I'm pretty sure I butchered that comment though.......oh well.
Anyways ya gurl got her phone back ;) now I can update on my regular schedule (which I don't have one of course)
Anyways see you whenever my lazy ass decides to update again ;)
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