Just a lil something me and my boy bsf decided to make while I was over at his house.
It's very short.
I'm normal font :)
He's italics :D
It's like a you start a story and I add to it and so on.
Also just letting you know we kinda started typing instead of talking so you might see some of that.
Peter walks down the halls of New York sidewalks
Sidewalks don't have halls
Well they do now
Your logic makes no sense
My logic makes more sense then yours CuCuMbEr QuEeN
I'll ignore that for now and continue with the story
Peter walks to his apartment, going in and walking up the stairs to his small apartment.
When he walks in he sees Barney sitting on his couch.
Why Barney
Because Barney
I'm done questioning you
1 for me 0 for CuCuMbEr QuEeN
Barney looks over and says, 'Hiya! I'm Barney!"
Peter stares in horror as he runs to his room.
Barney gets up and follows Peter to his room, laughing as he sits down in his desk chair.
Peter pulls out his phone to call Mister Stark, glad that he picks up on the first ring.
Get your hands away from the keyboard I call being Tony mother fucker
Wtf Hunter
Love you
yEaH lOvE yOu ToO BiTcH
<3
"What's up kiddo?"
"MR. STARK BARNEY IS SITTING IN MY DESK CHAIR AND OHMYGODHESGONNAKILLME!"
"What the literal fuck, Peter?"
"I'M SERIOUS!"
On the other end of the phone Tony sighed. "I'll be there soon."
We should end it there and leave them in suspense
It isn't even that long
But, s u s p e n s e
Whatever
I'll start another one
Peter was swinging across New York when all of a sudden he saw a woman screaming in an ally.
He swooped down to see the woman was singing opera like there was no tomorrow. Peter backed away from her slowly before he swung away.
Opera?
Yes, Opera is iconic. You can quote me on that
Okay Hunter
oKaY sKy
"Karen did you get that?"
"I record everything."
"Can you send that to Mr. Stark?"
"Of course."
Kinda hungry let's go eat
You couldn't say that to me?
If you wanted me to then you would have asked me that instead of typing it
Fuck you man
You love me
Sadly
hA y
Ou AdMiT iT
Wait I wanna put the iconic trademark
🥒 "oH mEh GoD, iTs A sAlTy CuCuMbEr"
I did it :D
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