Irondad and Spiderson // One Shots

Excuse You Bitch?

A lot of y'all wanted this, sad and funny.

It's short. But eh.

Here you Cucumbers go.

(Important note at the end)

Two: suicide (don't worry, not that sad, ya fav Cucumber promises)

Peter sighed.

He was tired.

Tired of talking.

Tired of working.

Tired of himself.

Tired of breathing.

Tired of living.

So he yeeted his life out the window.

Thinking that when he yeeted it, it was also deletused.

"Pete, kid, son. I love you. Please wake up. Just- Pete-  wake up. "

"Why did you do it loser, i- just- why?"

"I'm your guy in the chair. How can I do that without you? How can i- how can I live without you?"

"You were- are- the son me and Ben could never have. I love you. Don't- don't leave me. Please don't leave me."

"I love you baby boy. If I could- I would die with you. I fucking love you."

"You are my best friend Peter. You can't leave me." Flash said.

Peter sat up, looking Flash dead in the eyes.

"Excuse you, bitch?"

"Oh shit."

"What the fuck kid!"

"Back from the dead and more savage than ever! You go baby boy!"

"Damn loser, burn."

"You need some ice for that Parker burn!"

"Ned, no."

"Sorry MJ."

Flash tried to speak, telling Peter he was his best friend and he has brought so many gifts for him.

"Mcscuse me bitch, take yo shit" Peter said, yeeting Flash out of the room.

Peter then sat back down on his bed.

"Please go on with your wonderful words."

"You little shit." Tony said, hugging the kid.

Peter was about to say a snarky comment.

But he didn't want the suit sister snatched again.

So he decided to shut the fuck up, like Kyle was told.

Then they all lived happily ever after, and worked on the road ahead of them, so they could live a bright future.

Because they sure hope it does work out.

I honestly don't know.

Thank you for all the comments and messages!

You all mean so much to me, and I'm glad I have such an amazing Cucumber Army.

I love you all ❤☺😊

You've all made me like myself a little more.

That's all

🥒 "oH mEh GoD, iTs A sAlTy CuCuMbEr"