Irondad and Spiderson // One Shots

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Spidey

@stickyboi

so like, i almost fell off a bridge today

Jenny @surejan replying to

@stickyboi

Okay how?

Spidey

@stickyboi

replying to @surejan

i fell asleep

Billy @billyoh replying to

@stickyboi

is this really Spider-Man?

Ironguy @ironmanbitches replying to @billyoh

Yes, it is.

Billy @billyoh replying to @ironmanbitches

OH MY GOD JAHGAJSK

Ironguy @ironmanbitches

So Spider-Man fell asleep and almost drowned today, round of applause 👏

Spidey

@stickyboi

replying to @ironmanbitches

um rude, i only fell asleep bc u made me stay up all night, and sis wasn't woke today

Dinny @iwantmydinny replying to

@stickyboi

@ironmanbitches

How is Spider-Man so relatable?

Gan @gannygran replying to @iwantmydinny

Because he's Spider-Man??

Dinny @iwantmydinny replying to @gannygran

Why does that make so much sense???

Spidey

@stickyboi

so apparently when you walk in a room with a stab wound it's chaos, but when we're out of coco puffs it isn't? America explain.

Ironguy @ironmanbitches replying to

@stickyboi

Uh yeah, it is.

Spidey

@stickyboi