Quotes etc. 1

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● The best way to tell someone you don't like them is to text them "370HSSV 077EH" and tell them to read it upside down.

● We are bestfriends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. After I finish laughing.

● I couldn't help notice that awesome ends with "me" and ugly starts with "U".

● When you're stressed you eat ice cream, cakes, and sweets why? Because stressed spelled backwards as desserts. Mind= blown.

●  MATH- Mental Abuse to Humans.

● That funny moment when you miss one step on the stairs, and you think you're about to die.

● That awkward moment when you've already said "What?" Three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree.

● Dear students, I know when you're texting in class. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, your tearchers.

✦ Seeing a spider isn't a problem. it becomes a problem when it dissappears.

✦ Of Course I talk to myself! Sometimes I need expert advice.

✦ Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of other plastic bags somewhere in their house or is it just me?

✦ When I die, I want my last word to be.. "I Left a million Dollars under the...".

✦ Why is monday so far from friday, and friday so near to monday?

✦ I hate when I'm trying to pull the blankets up and I punch myself in the face.

✦ You post all your drama in facebook.. then get upset when people judge you? You just be a special kind of stupid.

✦ If the people in horror movies would listened to me they would still be alive.

✦ Do you ever go on Youtube thinking you'll just be on watch a quick music video then 5 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe.

✦ Trying to accomplish a task before microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it.

✦ Let's be honest, whenever you get a new phone you treat it like a newborn baby.

✦ I'm sorry, what language are you speaking? it's sound like bullshit.

✦ I love rumors. I always find it amazing things about myself that I never knew.

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