Quotes etc. 1

✦ Relatable Post 1

✦ I stay up late every night, Regret it in the morning and then do it all over again.

✦ Getting a text in the morning and reading it with one eye open.

✦ Smiling like a retard while making a conversation with your bestfriend.

✦ Whenever I killed a bug I stayed terrified because I think it has Family and Friends.

✦ That moment when you say "Just Kidding" but you're Actually dead serious.

✦ Taking forever in the shower because you like to stand there.. thinking about life.

✦ I'd Take the bullet for you.. not in the head but like, the leg or something.

✦ When Your Friends Ask about your Opinion/Advice, But then always disagree with you or do the opposite way.

✦ Why I don't look at my Window at Night? 1%= I'm Afraid of the dark. 99%= I might see a face looking at me.

✦ When you're bestfrien deletes you on facebook, and you're all like "Well, Fvck you too btch."

✦ When I'm Hungry and Someone asking for my food, I'll be like "I ain't Givin You Sht!"

✦ When Someone Corrects my grammar.

✦ When your Teacher assign you homework in the last 5 minutes of classes You'll be like. ./.

✦ When I see free sample at the supermarket.

✦ When you look up a Song's Lyrics and Realize you've been singing it wrong the whole time.

✦ *When my Name's In the math problem.* Class: Stares at me. Me: That's Right Btches, I bought 60 Watermelons.

✦ When you Accidentally Touch a piece of gum under a desk.

✦ When I step in a Lego.

✦ When you change your answer on a test only to find out later that your first answer was right.

✦ When Someone smells good, They're Automatically more attractive.

✦ I have Trouble Talking Normal When the Person I'm Talking to is hot.

✦ Having Unlimited text with no one to text.

✦ I hate when someon is about to tell you something but then says, Nevermind.

✦ Next time a stranger Talks to me when I'm Alone I will look Them Shocked and whisper Quietly "You can See me?"

✦ Ghost Hunter: Are you trying to Communicate with us? *Door Creaks* Ghost hunter: So Your name is william.

✦ Everything Becomes 100 times funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.

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