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✦ When I was Bata pa

✦ When I was bata pa, I make sipsip the nectar of santan Because it was so masarap!

✦ When I was Bata pa, I used to answer to dora's Question. Because I thought She was making usap usap with me eh. So I look like a shunga.

✦ When I was bata pa, When we were playing lutulutuan with my friends. We pretend that the dahon was Barbecue, and we were like tusok tusok the dahon to the stick so it will look like a barbecue.

✦ When I was bata pa, I thought the moon was sunod sunod with us. Because everytime I'm tingin with it in our car. It will make sunod sunod with us eh. So my leeg will get masakit because of making tingala.

✦ When I was bata pa, I make suot the pillowcase so I will look like dyesebel.

✦ When I was bata pa, I believe to the "5 seconds" na when your pagkain is pwede pa if it hulog to the floor. So I make run faster para the germs will not come to it. Minsan nga I thought na it was 5 minutes eh. So shunga of me.

✦ When I was bata pa, I make sulat my name to the alikabok to our car. Kaya my fingers will get dirty and I punas it to the seat cover.

✦ When I was bata pa, I make kaskas kaskas the ice on our ref and make snow ball. And everytime I do that my mom sees me, so she will make palo my pwet. And she always tells to me na it is amoy fish. So I always amoy it and it really smells like fish, so I ended up ugas my kamay while crying. Haha.

✦ When I was bata pa, when my parents is talking and they dont want me to hear that. They will talk to english im so young back then and I was like kengkoy pa. I dont know what they are talking about. So I pretend that I understand what they are talking and I was like "huh, akala niyo di ko naiintindihan ha? Huh." And I was like mayabang pa. I thought nga they speaking chinese or what eh.

✦ When I was bata pa, they will make takip takip my eyes whenever there was a kissing scene in the tv. Or kaya I will make sabi na I will gonna pee so I can make alis na there because it was soo awwkwaard.

✦ When I was bata pa, Pag Meron akong Sugat my parents will takot me and they sabe na may lalabas na tren there so I freak out and cry ng malakas pa!

✦ When I was bata pa, I was make laro with the tiles in the house or mall or something na if I make tapak tapak to the lines I will die or what. Hahahaha!

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