Credits to the OWNER.
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ACE SANCHEZ/ALITAPTAP - top guy
AGLIPAY - ugly kept boy of a foreigner (sounds like "ugly pinoy")
ALMA MORENO - hemorrhoid (almuranas)
ANACONDA - traitor (ahas)
BACKSTREET BOY - the cute guy at your back
BADESSA - gay who acts like a princess
BACLUG/BADET/BADIDAY/ BADINGERZIE/ BADUCHI/BECKY/BOLARET/ ECLA-ERS/ ECLA-VOO - gay
BETH LOGGINS/BETHLEHEM/BOLSHEVIK - balls
BAKAHAN AT MANUKAN - CCP Complex
BATIS - bath house
BULAG MAKE-UP/ MOON CRYSTAL POWER - beautiful only at night
CALADRYL/CATHERINE ZETA JONES - sexually hyperactive (makati kasi)
CHORIZO DE BILBAO/DAKILANG LAHI/ DAKS - big pen¡s
CHUCK NORRIS/ CHUCKIE DREYFUSS - ugly
COVER GIRL - front girlfriend of a closeted gay
DEADMATOLOGIST - snob
DINGALURETTE/ LILET - young gay
DIFFICULT - poor
DOKITO PRITO/DOOKIT/HEKYA - Seks
FELIX BAKAT - suggestive bulge outline
FORTY-EIGHT YEARS - very late
FIVE ARAY ARAY - 500 pesos (parang nagbabayad ka sa CallB0y)
GORA AGORA/ KAIRO - "let's go!"
HAMMER - expensive Callb0y
HAVEMOS FAFAM - committed to boyfriend
HAWII - 50 pesos (parang "Hawaii five-o")
HIP HOP HOORAY - hepatitis
HIPON/HIPONESSA - guy with a good body but an ugly face
INDIANA JONES - stood up
JAMES YAP - significantly younger partner
JINGERBELLS/ PRINGLES - to finger
JOANA - flat chested ("ang dyoga, wala na)
JOLLIBEE - Dirty breasts (dyogang malibag)
KATOL - looks like a housemaid (mukhang katulong)
KEKIRU/ PAPABLE - boyfriend material
KING KONG BARBIE - buffed good-looking gay
LIMPOMANIAC - sexually eager but soft-d1ck man
LYDIA DE VEGA - "run!"
MALAYSIA AT PAKISTAN - "I don't know and I don't care" (MALAY ko, PAKI ko?)
MRT - (affected, pretentious ("MA-ARTE")
MUDRA/ MUDRAKELS - mother
MYSTICA - to part ways and seek another hook-up.
OBLACION - nude sexy guy
OTSO-OTSO - two bottom guys hooking up
PUTANGGRA - btch
QUERI/ KERI - able, can do, could be
RECTUM ERRATUM - top guy gone bottom
SI ROWENA - unsuccessful cruise ("zero")
STABILO - thick and misshapen pen¡s
SUCCESS STORY - ugly local hooked up with a rich foreigner
SUSHMITA SEN - "ohmigod!!!" (parang susmaryosep!)
SYUTA KA - "you're a btch" (parang "pota ka!")
TOM JONES - hungry (gutom)
VOLTRON - muscular gay (baklang maton)
WAHDA - no money (walang datung)
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BINABASA MO ANG
Quotes etc. 1
RandomRandom shits na mababasa mo sa paligid-ligid. Also read the following: •Realtalk •Funny Jokes •Epic Quotations •Brain Teasers •Quotes etc. 2 Compiled By: @EllaQt DISCLAIMER: The following content you'll read inside the book is not mine. Credit...
