[conspiracy squad]
NamJune:
u guys im at taco bell rn and the weirdest dude just walked in lmao
hes pretty short
don't know why he's at taco bell I'm pretty sure he doesn't even like tacos
I mean that's just the vibe I'm getting its not like I know him lmaoYoongi:
u know very well it's me u turdNamJune:
yeah I just felt like saying smth cuz it was such a weird coincidenceYourHobi:
u guys just happened to go into the same taco bell at the same time ?Yoongi:
well actually I'm leaving nowNamJune:
lmao no ur not
omf u actually left
yoongs cmonYoongi:
I changed my mind I suddenly don't want tacos
I'm going for Panda Express insteadTaetae:
ooohhh I luv Panda Express :DNamJune:
fine then I'm going to Panda Express 2
see u there yoongs :)Yoongi:
stalker
don't bother I'm turning aroundNamJune:
oh hey ur back
I knew you'd be
you'll always come back 4 me :))Blue_ribbon_mochi:
awww
also I've never had taco bell b4 is it any good ?Yoongi:
hav u ever had tacosBlue_ribbon_mochi:
i can't remember lolYoongi:
well then I guess you'll just hav to try for yourself
tbh they're ok but I'm too lazy to cook so it's convenientNamJune:
same
well about the cooking thing
I actually do like tacosYoongi:
apparently a lot of other ppl do 2
the line is freaking longChocochip_kookie:
well it is tuesdayYoongi:
what does that hav to do with anythingBlue_ribbon_mochi:
taco Tuesday!! :DYoongi:
I was unaware that was a thing
well thanks now I know never to go to taco bell on a tuesdayNamJune:
lazy bum
the line's not that longYoongi:
is 2NamJune:
right
what r u getting btw yoongiChocochip_kookie:
can't believe u guys are having this conversation here lmaoNamJune:
we're like seven ppl apartBlue_ribbon_mochi;
well that explains y Yoongi was saying the line was longYoongi:
exactly ty JiminBlue_ribbon_mochi:
。◕‿◕。NamJune:
seven ppl, three ppl, what's the difference amirightHandsome_face:
four
the difference is four
oh right ur an English major not a math major my badYourHobi:
Jin jumping into the convo w/ buckets of savageryNamJune:
i laughed out loud at that actuallyYoongi:
ffs
JoonNamJune:
whatYoongi:
I forgot my freaking wallet
I'm going back to my dormNamJune:
wait Yoongi no I'll just pay 4 ur food lol don't goYoongi:
it's fine dwNamJune:
yoongs
ah ur already gone again
cmon man
tacos aren't expensive y don't u ever let me treat u to things
ladies and gentlemen my selfless friend min YoongiChocochip_kookie:
again, just us guys hereBlue_ribbon_mochi:
so what will u eat then? :(Yoongi:
foodNamJune:
probably ramen, he's no better than I am in that department
except in his case he can cook he just doesn'tYoongi:
snitchBlue_ribbon_mochi:
yoongi (・∩・)Yoongi:
whatBlue_ribbon_mochi:
u need to eat better than that
((*゜Д゜)ゞ"Yoongi:
hey at least I don't skip mealsNamJune:
I don't do thatYoongi:
I know I was just saying give me some creditNamJune:
right
fine I'll give u some credit
if I found out u were skipping meals I'd kill u
ah I'm at the front of the line brbBlue_ribbon_mochi:
yooongiii :(((Yoongi:
why r u frowning at meTaetae:
he's frowning at ur actions not uBlue_ribbon_mochi:
Taetae speaketh the truthYoongi:
look it's not like I have all the money in the world anyway
ramen is quick easy inexpensive and convenient so yeah
also occasionally microwaved meals if I'm feeling fancyYourHobi:
I feel just a little bad for laughing at thatBlue_ribbon_mochi:
hobi stop
also Yoongi if that's the case then how bout I cook for u sometimeYoongi:
what
no
no absolutely notTaetae:
don't sound so frantic Yoongi lmao Jimin's a rly good cookYoongi:
I don't care if he's Gordon freaking Ramsey he's not cooking 4 meBlue_ribbon_mochi:
(;へ:)y not ?? u rly don't want me too?Yoongi:
Jimin it's rly kind of u but I don't want u to go to the trouble 4 meBlue_ribbon_mochi:
but it wouldn't be any troubleYoongi:
even if u say that I'd still feel bad
so pls don't
tho I appreciate the offer Jimin don't get me wrong
you're a sweetheart*
*
[Jimin and Taehyung private chat]
Taetae:
sweetheart
he called u a sweetheart
that's so cute??Blue_ribbon_mochi:
is it bad I want to hug himTaetae:
aww*
*
[conspiracy squad]
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
namjoon was right u are a selfless guyYoongi:
I mean
if that's what u wanna call it
kind of a generous term if u ask me
I'm probably more stubborn than selflessBlue_ribbon_mochi:
(・∩・) u saying that just proves u r selflessYoongi:
?NamJune:
ey I'm back and got my food
whaz goin onChocochip_kookie:
Yoongi and Jimin are having a lovers quarrelBlue_ribbon_mochi:
I'm unfriending uChocochip_kookie:
harsh
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