[Jimin and Taehyung private chat]
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
HOW TO BE SUAVETaetae:
Jiminie I'm not googleBlue_ribbon_mochi:
NO GOOGLE WASNT HELPFUL I NEED UR PROFESSIONAL OPINIONTaetae:
IM SORRY WHAT
MY PROFESSIONAL OPINION
DO U REALIZE WHO UR TALKING TO LMFAOBlue_ribbon_mochi:
tAE pLs I'm being serious here,,,,Taetae:
I'm not suave
I'm suaveless
ask Jungkook*
*
[Jimin and Jungkook private chat]
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
kook is Tae suaveChocochip_kookie:
lmao*
*
[Jimin and Taehyung private chat]
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yeah ok kook doesn't think ur suave eitherTaetae:
I MEANT ASK HIM HOW TO BE SUAVE NOT ASK HIM IF HE THINKS IM SUAVEBlue_ribbon_mochi:
oops
ok*
*
[Jimin and Jungkook private chat]
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Jungkook how can I be suaveChocochip_kookie:
yBlue_ribbon_mochi:
what?Chocochip_kookie:
y r u asking how to be suave
if I'm going to give u legitimate advice then I want to know in paragraph form y ur asking to begin withBlue_ribbon_mochi:
u turd
y can't u just be nice to meChocochip_kookie:
u want to woo Yoongi don't uBlue_ribbon_mochi:
wHAT NOChocochip_kookie:
right
then pray tell for what other reason would u want to know how to be suaveBlue_ribbon_mochi:
wellChocochip_kookie:
also y would u ask me of all ppl lmaoBlue_ribbon_mochi:
Tae suggested itChocochip_kookie:
aw he thinks I'm suave?Blue_ribbon_mochi:
so can u help me or notChocochip_kookie:
I guess so
not rly much I can say
but
to summarize it
that is to say, how I even remotely pull it off
is simply to feign itBlue_ribbon_mochi:
?Chocochip_kookie:
as in pretend
pretend u have confidence even if u don't
a lot of ppl in tv shows do it lmao
like they'll smirk and flirt with someone they like but then the second that someone is gone they'll explodeBlue_ribbon_mochi:
u watch 2 much animeChococchip_kookie:
maybe
but I'm not kidding that's what I do with Tae lmao
it doesn't always work tho sometimes I snap cuz ya know
he makes me soft
so I don't always try
but if u rly want to be suave then yeah that's pretty much all the advice I can give u
make urself think that you've got ur feelings under control
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FanfictionIn which Jimin starts a group chat with a bunch of people he knows, hoping for them all to become good friends despite several of them being confused and unwilling. [aka Jimin becomes the reason for his friends finding the love of their lives, and h...