In which Jimin starts a group chat with a bunch of people he knows, hoping for them all to become good friends despite several of them being confused and unwilling.
[aka Jimin becomes the reason for his friends finding the love of their lives, and h...
luckyboi: ╲/\╭( ͡°͡° ͜ʖ ͡°͡°)╮/\╱\ hobi crawling into yugyeom's dm's like
YourHobi: wtf that is singlehandedly the creepiest message u have ever sent
Blue_ribbon_mochi: IM CRYINF
Yugibear: OMF JIN NO HES NOT CREEPY LIKE THAT HES ACTUALLY THE SWEETEST
Blue_ribbon_mochi: ooh does hobi send fluffy cute soff texts to u all the time pls expose him
Taetae: ngl i am interested in what kinds of things he says to u he hardly ever flirts in the gc unlike the rest of us lmao
Blue_ribbon_mochi: omff,, tru and hobi even said he'd be overly and openly affectionate once yugyeom was back from his vacation nvr happened hm
Chocochip_kookie: *muffled chants of 'expose hoseok' can be heard in the distance...*
Yugibear: aww no i dont wanna expose hobi... just,,, he rly is the sweetest u guys he's always telling me he loves me and he sends the cutest selcas omf he's literally brighter than the sun,, and he well he makes me feel loved
YourHobi: do i? well thats a relief...
Blue_ribbon_mochi: awwwakglkla;klgskgasgdk
Taetae: share those selcas
Yugibear: not if hobi doesnt want me to
Taetae: hmph y u gotta be a loyal bf
YourHobi: lmao well i dont rly care honestly i just dont understand y u guys would want to see pictures of my face
Taetae: *LOUD CHANTS OF 'CUZ UR ADORABLE' CAN BE HEARD IN THE DISTANCE*
YourHobi: lmfaoo tae
Yugibear: wait i changed my mind i kinda do wanna share one
YourHobi: what happened to loyalty
Taetae: LMAO
Yugibear: ohh but hobi [image sent]
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everyone deserves to see how cute u look here :,( an angel,, my angel brightens my day, every day even if he doesnt know it,,, ('。• ᵕ •。') ♡
YourHobi: date now we're going
Yugibear: :D do i get a kiss??
YourHobi: as many as u want
Yugibear: (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) yAy i WANT TEN two on one cheek,, two on the other,, and eIGHT on the lips
YourHobi: thats twelve
Yugibear: oh . . . i wANT tWeLVe kISseS
YourHobi: u drive a hard bargain hmm,,, i ACCEPT LES GO
Yugibear: OMW
Taetae: oh boi more cavities
Blue_ribbon_mochi: m o o d ,,,
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YourHobi: so yugyeom and i were sitting outside this coffeeshop and this truck passes by and honks rly loud twice and w/o even looking up yugs just says 'um excuse u' in the sassiest tone i have ever heard from him and i almost spat my coffee
Yugibear: wym almost hobi :( u got it on my shirt
Taetae: rip in peace
luckyboi: dang y didnt u guys tell me where u were going i woulda raided ur date
YourHobi: u just answered ur own question
Chocochip_kookie: lmfao oh totally unrelated to u and yugyeom i ran into yoongi today that doesnt happen often i told him it was my birthday he gave me money it is not my birthday i did not expect him to give me money i am going to return the money
Blue_ribbon_mochi: OMF KOOK Y WOULD U LIE TO HIM
Chocochip_kookie: like i said i wasnt expecting it boi surprised me @Yoongi yo man ur a sweetheart so imma giv u ur money back
Yoongi: im a what
Blue_ribbon_mochi: YOONGI KOOK LIED TO U,,,
Yoongi: what is today not his birthday
Blue_ribbon_mochi: iT'S NOT HE'S A LYING LIL BRAT YOONGI
Yoongi: i mean i dont rly care honestly it wasnt that much money
luckyboi: so ur just gonna let jungkook keep ur money??
Blue_ribbon_mochi: JUNGKOOK GIV YOONGI BACK HIS MONEY
Chocochip_kookie: i a l r e a d y s a i d i w a s g o i n g t o s o s t f u
Yoongi: it rly wasnt that much u dont need to bother
Blue_ribbon_mochi: no yoongi jungkook needs to learn
luckyboi: ok but real talk yoongi since when r u so gullible lmfao u believed when i said hobi broke his arm after being pushed down an entire flight of stairs and now u believe jungkook randomly telling u it's his birthday u didnt think tae woulda hyped that up in the gc if it were tru
Yoongi: first of all excuse me for assuming my friends wouldnt lie to me
Chocochip_kookie: im sorryyyyy
Yoongi: quiet im talking to seokjin
luckyboi: wait u called us friends awww
Yoongi: dont change the subject dud muffin
Taetae: D U D M U F F I N INSTEAD OF STUD MUFFIN I WHEEZED
luckyboi: i mean im just sayin,,
Yoongi: wtvr and jungkook idc about the money dont go out of ur way just to return it
Chocochip_kookie: no i dont want ppl to start thinking i have a sugar daddy
Yoongi: it was like $20 oh my gosh
YourHobi: SUGARDADDYHAHAHAHAHSJLK
happily_jins: jungkook i dont think you'll have to worry about ppl mistaking yoongi as ur sugar daddy, they'll probably just think he's ur grandpa giving u some lunch money
Yoongi: joon
happily_jins: yes yoongs bby
Yoongi: satan is literally filled with joy when u wake up in the morning knowing that ur gonna make a ton of ppl miserable