[soff boi gang minus one member bcuz taehyung mysteriously died]
Taetae:
so im helping my dad out w/ some work rn
cuz i stopped by at home again to visit Kookie Monster and he was like 'oh hey u look like u have too much time on ur hands despite being a college student' and handed me a stack of papers
im helping him do his taxes
im gonna claim 83 DEPENDENTS
then the FREAKING IRS IS GON BE AFTER HIM LIKE NUH UH I DONT THINK SO BUDDY
and thEYLL TAKE. EVERYTHING.
and he'll be like 'boy, sure wish i didnt force my sweet ol' son to help me w/ my work' as theyre throwing him behind bars for tAx frAUdChocochip_kookie:
but what if they take kookie monster 2Taetae:
wAHT
I DIDNT THINK OF THATBlue_ribbon_mochi:
i love that ur not against the idea of tae framing his own father for tax fraud but rather chose to acknowledge that the hamster might be in troubleTaetae:
GER.BIL..,,,Joonie:
yo i just got off from work wahts the teaHandsome_face:
tae's gonna frame his dad for tax fraudJoonie:
nice
well unless ur dad's a cool dude
in which case spare him
the irs is brutal my manYoongi:
the irs is also an american governmental organization u plebsYugibear:
pLEbSHandsome_face:
dont we have smth similar in sk thoYoongi:
ur a twenty-five-year-old "adult" y dont u know the answer to that questionHandsome_face:
...
im gonna take that as a yesTaetae:
i just wrote down 83 dependentsBlue_ribbon_mochi:
u did not.Taetae:
i wrote it in pencilChocochip_kookie:
ur doing ur father's taxes in pencilTaetae:
he told me toHandsome_face:
smart manTaetae:
wait hold on quick question pets count as dependents rightYoongi:
noTaetae:
wAHT
THEY DONT
THATS TYRANNY
I WAS GONNA SAY I COULD ADOPT TWO RABBITS, AND THEY COULD HAVE BABIES AND THEN I WOULDNT BE LYING IF I WROTE 83
BUT N O W Y O U ' R E T E L L I N G M EJoonie:
smh
the government is out to get us taehyung u should know thisTaetae:
B U T K O O K I E M O N S T E R
HOW I S HE G O N N A A F F OR D T O E A T,,Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tae ur parents arent poor lmfao
and besides didnt youjin-ie offer to buy kookie monster's food anywayTaetae:
oh yeah she did
ok
maybe i wont frame my dad for tax fraud
but if he asks me to help him again,,,Yoongi:
ur not even helping ur wasting time here texting usTaetae:
i can multitask,,
wtf this chart is confusing
the numbers dont go up to 83 waht
jiminie help meBlue_ribbon_mochi:
tae i thought u said u werent gonna frame him for tax fraudTaetae:
ugh
fine
ill erase it
*erasing noises*
done
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ok my dad just walked in to check on my progress
he took the papers away from me can u believe it apparently he didnt mean to hand me the tax papers in the first place,,
now im in charge of putting some papers into envelopes tf is this
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