[he's lost at target now tf]
Taetae:
u guys i just blew all my money at a casino and now im sitting in the parking lot of ikea eating taco fries helpChocochip_kookie:
tae wtf??? r u ok??
also its 1 am???Taetae:
btw by casino i meant chuck e cheese'sYourHobi:
i figured
but ikea is open 24 hrs tho y r u sitting in the parking lotTaetae:
uhhhhBlue_ribbon_mochi:
u got kicked out didnt uTaetae:
u cant prove anythingYourHobi:
dude wut were u even doing 2nite were u drunk again or smthTaetae:
no,,
look i swore id never drink irresponsibly again
i just
ok sumtimes a man's just gotta go on an adventure aight y u gotta judgeYourHobi:
ok but y does that adventure consist of spending all ur money at a children's arcade and pizza place then getting urself kicked out of a large furniture storeTaetae:
um ok wow hobi i thought u were my friend
ur moving urself down the listYourHobi:
lmao wut listTaetae:
my friends list
u just got moved beneath jinHandsome_face:
um excuse me y was i beneath hobi to begin withYourHobi:
u will always be beneath meHandsome_face:
...well apparently not anymoreChocochip_kookie:
and where am i on that listTaetae:
ur not on that list
ur on a different list
the boyfriend listHandsome_face:
how many ppl r on thatTaetae:
just kookieBlue_ribbon_mochi:
tae it's not rly a list if there's only one person on itTaetae:
fine ill add moreChocochip_kookie:
dont i will accept no polygamous behavior in this relationshipTaetae:
ive just added jungkook, jeongguk, kook, guk, and jeon jungkook to the boyfriend listChocochip_kookie:
thatsYourHobi:
so where is kookie on that listTaetae:
a close second behind jungkookChocochip_kookie:
wtf i cant even beat myself in the competition for ur affectionTaetae:
if u agree to let us host our wedding at chuck e cheese's then i'll consider bumping u up to the #1 slotHandsome_face:
r u sure ur not drunk dude
or on drugsTaetae:
ew gross drugs
those r 4 high ppl
the only thing im high on rn is the seasoning from these taco friesYourHobi:
thats it
the drugs r in the seasoningTaetae:
*gasp*
thats it
we've solved anothr mysteryTaetae has renamed the chat mystery gang
Taetae:
we're back in business boisBlue_ribbon_mochi:
tae ffs go home alreadyChocochip_kookie:
for once i actually agree with jimin
go back to ur dorm tae
or i'll call jeon jungkook and he'll drag u homeTaetae:
no pls not him
he's last on the list cuz he scares me sumtimes,,Blue_ribbon_mochi:
kim taehyung go home rn or so help usTaetae:
hold onChocochip_kookie:
oh is he actually listening
i thought i'd rly have to go there and drag him out of that parking lot
maybe we knocked some sense into himTaetae:
ok im back
this homeless dude walked up and i felt bad cuz he was looking at my taco fries so i gave him my taco fries and now im broke and have no food
he seems cool tho
kinda looks my age
his name is felix apparently
ah
ok he is gone
wait a sec i think i remember him from my art and design class
this was a scam ive been bamboozled
brb guys im gonna go get my taco fries back and maybe throw some hands
but not at his face cuz he was pretty
and dressed nicely
dang y did i believe him when he said he was homelessChocochip_kookie:
dont u dare flirt w/ himHandsome_face:
sometimes i actually ask myself is tae realBlue_ribbon_mochi:
i hate to admit this but same...YourHobi:
add me to that listChocochip_kookie:
...yeahTaetae:
ok update
felix and i split the fries
apparently he spent all his money at chuck e cheese's 2
we're going out to lunch tomorrowChocochip_kookie:
no ur notTaetae:
no its ok he has a boyfriend alreadyBlue_ribbon_mochi:
tae if u guys are both now broke who's gonna pay for ur mealsTaetae:
.
.
.
didnt think of thatBlue_ribbon_mochi:
of course u didntTaetae:
wait ok i just asked felix
he says his boyfriend works at this one restaurant and he can persuade the guy to get us a free meal
problem solved
well ill talk to u guys later felix and i r gonna walk back to our dorms 2gethr now :DChocochip_kookie:
......Handsome_face:
i can just feel it
that radiating jealousy
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