Lisa POV Why didn't I get the job? From my perspective I did good enough.
I walk slowly dragging myself towards the dorms.
I open the door and see the guys watching Chucky.
"Oh you're home!" Jimin says. I pout instead of smiling making him confused.
"What's wrong?" Hoseok asks.
"I didn't get the job" I say with my head looking at the floor.
They pause the movie and they all come to me. Jin hugs me. "I'm sure you did you're best but may-"
"Of course I did my best! I didn't even get to my fourth question and they told me that I'm done for the interview and that they'll tell me the results in 30 minutes" I say making my arms fall.
"Ok how bout you tell us what happened. Don't miss any of the details and maybe we can figure out why they didn't hire you." Jin said.
"Well,ok."
Before I could talk Hoseok dragged me to the sofa and made me sit in the middle while the maknae line made a circle around me.
"Do I start?" They all nod.
"Ok,it all happened..."
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Lisa POV I was getting ready for the job interview. I wanted to work even though I'm already an idol so I thought why not work in a coffee shop?
I used to work at coffee shops when I was little,back in Thailand, but who knows, it might be different in Korea.
I get ready and ended up wearing an oversized shirt and jeans with my white timberlands.
I call a uber to come pick me up from the dorms. Once I called them I check the time. 8:35 am. Good. I'm supposed to arrive at 9:00 but you never know what could happen. Traffic,car accident,me forgetting my phone and going back to the dorms to get it etc.
Beep beep!
I look up and see the uber right in front of me. I greet the driver as I get in and tell him/her where I want to go.
As soon as I arrive I pay her/him and exit the car. I order a frappe cuz why not. I sit down and wait till it's 8:55 to tell a worker that I'm here for my interview.
I decide to take pictures of me and my frappe to upload on my social media.
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Waiting for my interview to happen. If I make it EVERYONE GETS FREE COFFEE. Make sure to tip me though. 😉
I upload the pic and turned off my phone since it was already 9. I go up to a worker and tell them about my interview. They bring me to a door and told me to knock. I knocked on it and heard a 'come in'.
I open the door and smell coffee candy. "Good morning,sir!" I saw bowing and smiling. He greets me and tells me to sit down.
It then got serious.
(Bold is the person interviewing Lisa and italic is Lisa)
"What's your full name?"
"Umm real real REAL name or...nickname?"
"Whichever one your mother gave you when you were born."
"Oh. It's Dauenphen Arunrakthaworn."
He raised an eyebrow and cleared his throat.
"Uh nickname please."
"Lalisa or Lisa."
"Now how in the world does Lisa have to do with deunpb- or however you say it?"
"Well I have a Chinese name and a Thai name but I usually use my Thai name more."
"And What's your Chinese name?"
"Malisa Zhao."
"Even better."
"Uh Can you still just put Lalisa or Lisa hehe."
"Sure. How old are you?"
"20. About to turn 21 though. On December 1st. On christmas month! Oh sorry I'm talking too much."
"Nah it's fine."
5 minutes later
"Third question, what are your qualifications?"
I thought about it for a good 30 seconds and then answered.
"I'm Ph.d."
"What do you mean by Ph.d?"
"Passed high school with difficulty!"
He slammed his glasses to the desk.
"Well that's all for today's interview I'll tell you the results in half an hour."
I got out of his office and waited.
I heard someone walk up to me so I looked up and saw the manager coming my way.
"Uh yeah about the job. You didn't get it. Sorry kid, but that's how things work. Hope you still come to our cafe though. Have a pleasant day!" He walks back into his office.
"Oof that's tuff." I said to myself.
I sadly get out of the cafe and call an uber again to get me home.
End of flashback
"And that's exactly what happened to me this morning." I said letting out a deep sigh.
I look up and see all of them with their cheeks puffed out. Jimin is turning into hulk,Jin is looking down putting his hand to his mouth. Namjoon is also looking down his hand on his head and his dimples showing. Jungkook is showing his bunny teeth. Hoseok is turning red. Yoongi is scrunching his face. Taehyung is letting out little 'hehe's' from time to time.
"What great consoles I have." I say sarcastically and stand up from the sofa. I head towards my room and shut the door.
I realize I forgot my coffee and as I was about to get out of my room I hear "I-is s-she in t-the r-room n-now." I peek my head out and I realize that Yoongi was the one who said it.
"Y-y-yes." Jin replies. 2 seconds after a roar of laughter came from all the guys. I shut the door once again,go to my desk,turn on my laptop,put music on and put it on maximum noise.
I sit in the corner of my room saying "Assholes" every seconds non-stop
