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Drunk Jimin😵 😵

Lisa POV
We just finished our 2nd to last concert in Japan. We decided to celebrate by drinking in the hotel.

I can drink since I'm not underage anymore but nah I don't want to have a headache the next day.

I see Yoongi with a big brown bag.

"Whoooo let the drinking begin!!" Yoongi shouted before bringing out beer,wine and champagne.

I have never seen Yoongi this excited before. Oh no. This is bad. This means that this is going to be a long~ night.

They all started drinking while I was just in my room, music blasting off my laptop.

*******

Should I check on them?

It has been 5 hours since I've been in my room. I have been doing nothing except looking out my window taking photos. Let's just go I'm hella bored here. I stand up from my bed and exit my room. I walk into the living room and see what I thought would forever give me nightmares.

How in the world did a pole get into the middle of the living room? Why is Namjoon topless and is.....humping the lonely, innocent pole.

I look around the living room and see a disco ball spinning and doing its thing. I walk towards the kitchen and see about 20 bottles of beer, 10 bottles of wine and 2 cups of champagne.

If manager sees this they'll be in trouble.

I quickly throw these in the trash can and walk towards the living room. "AHHHH" I scream, covering my virgin eyes. What.Did. I. Just. See.

I open my index finger just a little and see that they stopped doing that. I can now confirm that they're drunk. Very drunk in this case.

I needed to take their bottles that they have in their hands away. "Jin oppa can i taste your drink please?" I said while pouting. "Of cOuRsE sWeEtY." He passed me the bottle. I said a quick thanks and exchanged it with water. "Try this one. I guarantee that it's magnifique." After giving him the bottle and persuading him that it's alcohol I move onto my next drunk victim.

I insert a straw into the water bottle and take away his thumb. Yoongi was sleeping while sucking on his thumb so I decided, why not substitute his thumb with this water bottle?
I carefully insert the straw in his mouth and put his hand in a place where the water won't fall. Good.

Since Namjoon was humping the pole he wasn't holding his drink. I kept looking around for it and finally found it in a mini-table just besides the pole. I put the water bottle instead and in sharpie I write alcohol.

Hoseok was in the bathroom doing his stuff so I took this chance and did the same thing. Switched the alcohol with water.

Now all I need is the maknae line.

The first person I saw was Taehyung. He was doing....yoga? I stepped closer to him and he grabbed my hand. "HwEllO WaNnA cHiLlAx AnD tHeN hAvE rEaLlY gOoD sEx wI-" I quickly insert the straw in his mouth. "That's the closest thing your mouth is going to taste Taehyung oppa." I say hurriedly running away from him.

I don't see Jimin and Jungkook in the living room so I walk towards the rooms. I open almost every room and nothing. I walk towards the gaming room and sure enough they're here.

"Jungkook and Jimin oppa!" I say to them. They don't look at me at all and continue playing. I scream even louder but they still continue. They're definitely the most drunken out of all the guys.

I decided that they could end up in the hospital for drinking too much considering they're skinny too. I take away Jungkook's bottle without a problem and throw it out the window. "Jimin oppa, please give me the bottle your gonna end up in the hospital." I try taking it away from him but he puts it in tip of his head. "No! This is lifeu" Jimin kept on screaming.