text me (choni)

11/1/17

11:32 a.m
[Toni🐍]: good morning

[Cheryl🍒]: it's literally 11:30

[Toni🐍]: i literally know

[Cheryl🍒]: did you just wake up

[Toni🐍]: yes i was working until 2 in the morning🙃

[Cheryl🍒]: how's that whole education thing going

[Toni🐍]: listen man education is the least of my concerns because my school is like the worst ranked in the state

[Cheryl🍒]: that's not fair

[Cheryl🍒]: you deserve a real education

[Toni🐍]: i doubt i'm leaving my town if i graduate anyway so i'm not super concerned

[Cheryl🍒]: well you should leave to come visit me

[Toni🐍]: you wanna meet me? i'm down

[Cheryl🍒]: uh i mean someday but not soon because my social anxiety would make me do stupid things

[Toni🐍]: you don't seem like the type of person that would have social anxiety

[Cheryl🍒]: it flares up around people i don't know and pretty girls

[Toni🐍]: jesus i must really give you anxiety

[Cheryl🍒]: don't flatter yourself

[Toni🐍]: hurt

[Toni🐍]: i feel hurt

[Toni🐍]: you have upset me greatly

[Cheryl🍒]: hi tonya

[Toni🐍]: uhhh? what drugs are you on

[Cheryl🍒]: it's not cheryl silly it's veronica

[Toni🐍]: oh shit what up

[Cheryl🍒]: i stole cheryl's phone because she left to go to her locker without it

[Cheryl🍒]: it wasn't smart of her

[Toni🐍]: alright that seems like a fair move

[Toni🐍]: what's the haps over there

[Cheryl🍒]: ugh english is so boring

[Cheryl🍒]: and i keep trying to rant to cheryl but she says i'm a nuisance so i'm gonna report her to the principal for bullying

[Toni🐍]: riveting stuff

[Cheryl🍒]: boy cheryl has some ✨interesting✨ pictures on her phone

[Toni🐍]: 👀

[Toni🐍]: so i know you don't know me but uh  you could always help a girl out and uh

[Toni🐍]: send some to me

[Toni🐍]: i need them for research purposes

[Cheryl🍒]: aren't you dirty

[Toni🐍]: i would use the term visual

[Cheryl🍒]: or desperate

[Toni🐍]: i don't actually want to ask her for nudes that would be gross

[Toni🐍]: i enjoy looking at any part of cheryl

[Cheryl🍒]: cheryl would probably mail her vagina to you in a box if you asked

[Toni🐍]: that was incredibly uncalled for

[Cheryl🍒]: my point is that she likes you a lot

[Cheryl🍒]: she literally never shuts up about you

[Cheryl🍒]: and i really mean that she never shuts up

[Toni🐍]: that makes me very happy

[Cheryl🍒]: well you seem to make her happy so keep doing your thing i guess

[Cheryl🍒]: fuck cheryl's coming i can hear her heels

[Cheryl🍒]: bye tonya

[Toni🐍]: bye veronica

[Cheryl🍒]: i'm going to kill both of you

[Toni🐍]: i'm sorry

[Cheryl🍒]: why are you so intent on getting my nudes

[Toni🐍]: i don't actually want them i just like to look at you

[Toni🐍]: i like all of you and i find your personality and your brains sexier than anything else

[Toni🐍]: however i am only human

[Toni🐍]: a human who likes to see some spicy pictures from time to time

[Cheryl🍒]: you're too kind toni, honestly

[Toni🐍]: IM SORRY I HAVE DESIRES

1:20 p.m
[Cheryl🍒]: toni can you do something for me

[Toni🐍]: anything for you

[Cheryl🍒]: can you please send me a picture of you looking happy

[Cheryl🍒]: i really want to see your smile

[Toni🐍]:

[Cheryl🍒]: i hate you

[Toni🐍]: i did what you asked????

[Cheryl🍒]: you're so beautiful and it's not fair and it makes me hate you

[Toni🐍]: omfg stop making me smile

[Cheryl🍒]: also

[Cheryl🍒]: how tall are you you look like you're 4 feet tall

[Toni🐍]: FOR YOUR INFORMATION

[Toni🐍]: I AM 5'3

[Toni🐍]: WHICH IS A NORMAL HEIGHT

[Toni🐍]: HOW TALL ARE YOU

[Cheryl🍒]: 5'6

[Toni🐍]: FUCK OFFFFFFFF

[Cheryl🍒]: you better get back to the north pole before santa notices you're missing

[Cheryl🍒]: christmas is fast approaching so he probably needs all of his elves there to help

[Toni🐍]: oh my FUCKING god you were the one person who had yet to make fun of my height

[Cheryl🍒]: i'm sorry

[Cheryl🍒]: but i'm pretty proud of that short joke

[Toni🐍]: you're so annoying

a/n: today was a good day with the person who makes my heart go ZOOOOOOOM

also this is number 2 in the choni hashtag??? wowie