serpent gayng + sweet pea
8:02 a.m
[Toni🐍]: DID
[Toni🐍]: YOU
[Toni🐍]: HEAR
[Toni🐍]: THE
[Toni🐍]: GOOD
[Toni🐍]: NEWS
[Toni🐍]: my dog is now house trained
[Toni🐍]: that's it that's the good news
[Fangs🔫]: toni?!
[Fangs🔫]: is that you??
[Sweet Pea🌱]: geez it's been so long since you actually payed attention to us i forgot we were even friends
[Fangs🔫]: is-is your name even toni? is that how you spell that?
[Sweet Pea🌱]: maybe it's spelled t r a i t o r
[Fangs🔫]: sounds about accurate
[Fangs🔫]: or maybe b i t c h
[Sweet Pea🌱]: yeah that rings a bell
[Toni🐍]: ok
[Toni🐍]: i'm sensing
[Toni🐍]: a bit of tension
[Sweet Pea🌱]: you completely forgot we existed for the last month
[Fangs🔫]: i know your little fingers are over there flying on that keyboard trying to defend yourself but don't waste your time
[Fangs🔫]: the proof is in this group chat
[Fangs🔫]: you texted us a month ago while you were drunk and it literally said "fucj"
[Toni🐍]: if i drunk texted you that means i care about you because when i'm drunk my mind is not in my body
[Toni🐍]: but i am sorry for ignoring you
[Fangs🔫]: thank you
[Toni🐍]: however
[Sweet Pea🌱]: take that fucking however back because you know what you're gonna say is not good
[Toni🐍]: i feel like my excuse is valid
[Toni🐍]: i'm in a relationship
[Fangs🔫]: so am i toni
[Toni🐍]: you are?????
[Fangs🔫]: yes and you would know that if you stopped paying so much attention to your stupid northsider friends and actually talked to us
[Sweet Pea🌱]: he's right
[Toni🐍]: my northsider friends are not stupid
[Toni🐍]: ok well maybe some of them are
[Fangs🔫]: toni the point is that you have completely forgotten about us and it kinda sucks
[Fangs🔫]: we've known you since you were probably 5 years old??
[Fangs🔫]: you haven't even known cheryl for half of a year
[Fangs🔫]: every time that she has a slight inconvenience in her life and comes whining to you, you drop everything and run
[Sweet Pea🌱]: then your responsibilities fall on us
[Fangs🔫]: like the other day at the wyrm when you suddenly needed us to do you a favor
[Toni🐍]: friends do each other favors
[Fangs🔫]: i don't really want to help you out right now because you've been treating us like shit
[Sweet Pea🌱]: all because of cheryl
[Toni🐍]: whatever
[Sweet Pea🌱]: you're just pissed because we're calling you out on something that you did wrong
[Sweet Pea🌱]: cheryl and your other northside friends just let you live without consequences
[Toni🐍]: you don't have a fucking clue what you're talking about
[Toni🐍]: i'm ignoring your last comment about living without consequences because it literally doesn't make sense
[Toni🐍]: but you have no idea the shit that cheryl has been through
[Toni🐍]: maybe it seems weird or odd that i come every time cheryl calls but she has never been treated like an actual human being before
[Sweet Pea🌱]: she's a blossom
[Sweet Pea🌱]: she's probably just using you
[Fangs🔫]: ok sweet pea that's enough
[Toni🐍]: you're a fucking nut case
[Toni🐍]: what the fuck would she be using me for
[Toni🐍]: my nonexistent money???
[Sweet Pea🌱]: street cred
[Sweet Pea🌱]: bragging that she got with a serpent
[Sweet Pea🌱]: i've heard she sleeps around
[Toni🐍]: what the hell is your fucking problem sweet pea
[Sweet Pea🌱]: i don't have a problem
[Toni🐍]: i'm done with this bullshit
[Sweet Pea🌱]: go run off to cheryl
[Toni🐍]: go fuck yourself
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8:36 a.m
[Toni🐍]: i'm so fucking pissed right now
[Cheryl🍒]: why're you angry
[Toni🐍]: sweet pea and fangs are mad at me
[Toni🐍]: god i could kill sweet pea
[Cheryl🍒]: what did he do
[Toni🐍]: he kept saying stupid shit about our relationship
[Toni🐍]: he said that you were just using me for like street cred or something
[Cheryl🍒]: what kind of asshole says that
[Cheryl🍒]: he has no idea what he's talking about
[Toni🐍]: you're not though, right?
[Cheryl🍒]: excuse me
[Cheryl🍒]: i'm not what
[Toni🐍]: never mind
[Cheryl🍒]: did you seriously just ask that
[Toni🐍]: i didn't mean it that way
[Cheryl🍒]: you really think that there was any chance that i could be using you?
[Cheryl🍒]: after all of this?
[Cheryl🍒]: everything i've told you?
[Toni🐍]: no i don't i'm sorry
[Cheryl🍒]: well clearly that's a lie because you asked me to clarify that i wasn't
[Toni🐍]: cheryl please
[Cheryl🍒]: whatever
[Cheryl🍒]: i have to go anyway
[Toni🐍]: cheryl
[Cheryl🍒]: bye
a/n: silly toni, she seems to have gotten herself into quite the pickle.
love you all this is almost at 70k reads and it makes me beyond happy
