text me (choni)

11/5/17

9:32 a.m
[Cheryl🍒]: my fucking head hurts

[Cheryl🍒]: so fucking bad

[Toni🐍]: i don't want to be that person who says i totally warned you about this

[Toni🐍]: but i totally warned you about this

[Cheryl🍒]: you are so obnoxious

[Cheryl🍒]: ugh i don't remember anything about last night

[Toni🐍]: oh

[Toni🐍]: ok

[Toni🐍]: good

[Cheryl🍒]: no stop why are you acting weird

[Toni🐍]:

[Cheryl🍒]: please explain you're making me so nervous

[Toni🐍]: oh is that the doorbell i guess i better go see who it is BYEEE

[Cheryl🍒]: i hate you
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9:35 a.m
[Toni🐍]: so i did something last night

[Fangs🔫]: OOO TEA

[Sweet Pea🌱]: i'm somewhat intrigued for once

[Toni🐍]: long story short i met cheryl but she doesn't remember any part of us meeting

[Fangs🔫]: that was lame tea

[Toni🐍]: yeah whatever how am i supposed to tell her that i drove over to save her ass from death

[Sweet Pea🌱]: exactly like that

[Toni🐍]: everyday i ask myself why we are friends

[Sweet Pea🌱]: it's a valid question

[Toni🐍]: ok i have to go deal with cheryl now
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9:37 a.m
[Toni🐍]: so

[Cheryl🍒]: what happened

[Toni🐍]: please don't hurt me

[Cheryl🍒]: you are making me extremely anxious

[Toni🐍]: ok uh well you drunk texted me and then said you were gonna drive home and no one could take you home so you said you were gonna drive yourself home so i came to rescue you and brought you to veronica's

[Toni🐍]: i'm sorry i think

[Cheryl🍒]: so you're telling me we met

[Cheryl🍒]: and i don't remember any of it

[Toni🐍]: yes?

[Cheryl🍒]: I HATE THAT

[Cheryl🍒]: ARE YOU SERIOUS

[Toni🐍]: ye

[Cheryl🍒]: give me the rundown

[Toni🐍]: i just did that

[Cheryl🍒]: no i mean in detail you ding bat

[Toni🐍]: oh :(

[Toni🐍]: ok so first you drunk texted me that you were gonna drive yourself home

[Toni🐍]: so you somehow managed to give me veronica's number and she told me where you were but i guess she didn't have a car so i drove there

[Cheryl🍒]: that's a lie she's just lazy

[Toni🐍]: well good to know

[Toni🐍]: anyway i got there and you were passed out on kevin and i struggled to drive you to veronica's on my bike but we made it and you crashed

[Cheryl🍒]: awesome love that

[Toni🐍]: so yeah it was an adventure but ngl drunk cheryl is pretty cute

[Cheryl🍒]: oh i'm glad

[Toni🐍]: it was like all of twenty minutes that we were with each other and you almost kicked me while i took your shoes off so i don't cherish it that much

[Cheryl🍒]: aw you took my shoes off i love it

[Toni🐍]: idk why that's cute to you but i'll let you have your moment

[Toni🐍]: wait can't you just look at your texts from last night to see what went down

[Cheryl🍒]: i would if i wouldn't have somehow managed to delete all of them from you

[Cheryl🍒]: they're just not there anymore

[Toni🐍]: you are something else

a/n: this was TRASH but good morning/afternoon/night i hope you are having the best day of your entire life thank you for all the love that you're giving this story💕