bomb shelter
11:31 a.m
[Kevin🔦]: today is the day that we end this feud
[Jughead🙄]: no one cares
[Kevin🔦]: please go away
[Kevin🔦]: i am risking my life for this
[Kevin🔦]: cheryl and toni could easily give me life threatening injuries if they wanted to
[Kevin🔦]: they both wear so many rings
[Betty✨]: they do wear a lot of rings
[Kevin🔦]: exactly so i need everything to go as planned
[Kevin🔦]: i payed sweet pea and fangs to be my backup if they come at me or to stop them when they inevitably try to leave
[Betty✨]: that's a lot
[Kevin🔦]: i'm tired of this fighting its time they kiss and make up
[Kevin🔦]: t minus 55 minutes until arrival
[Kevin🔦]: i'm so scared
[Kevin🔦]: it must be done
12:32 p.m
[Kevin🔦]: CHERYL IS HERE ITS TIME TO TAKE ACTION
[Kevin🔦]: toni texted me and told me that she was almost here god i really hope she hurries up
[Kevin🔦]: cheryl looks so so so upset so i hope it guilt trips toni
[Kevin🔦]: oh lord toni is here i've enjoyed my time on this earth but apparently i have to go
[Betty✨]: this is intense
[Jughead🙄]: it's really not
[Betty✨]: i know you've got this whole emo theme going for you but can you just be a normal person with normal emotions for one second
[Jughead🙄]: woooow
[Betty✨]: it had to be said
[Kevin🔦]: part 1 of my plan was partially successful
[Kevin🔦]: toni tried to leave and i grabbed her arm and i saw this animalistic look of pure rage on her face but then she looked at cheryl and her face got all sad and she stayed
[Kevin🔦]: i was banished to my car but i can see them through my windshield so the joke is on them
[Betty✨]: that's creepy
[Kevin🔦]: you want to talk about creepy dark betty?
[Betty✨]: um
[Kevin🔦]: that's what i fucking thought
1:13 p.m
[Kevin🔦]: they are still talking and i can't tell how it's going
[Kevin🔦]: WAIT THERE IS MOVEMENT
[Kevin🔦]: TONI IS HUGGING CHERYL YES
[Kevin🔦]: ASDJQHJSHF
[Kevin🔦]: THEY JUST KISSED
[Kevin🔦]: hallelujah thank you jesus
[Kevin🔦]: ok now they're walking outside
[Kevin🔦]: they're going to cheryl's car
[Kevin🔦]: wait
[Kevin🔦]: MY INNOCENT EYES
[Betty✨]: what's going on
[Kevin🔦]: they seem to be having makeup sex in the car so it's time for me to go
[Kevin🔦]: i hope they know people can still see them
[Kevin🔦]: we are one step closer to moving back to our old group chat and i am thankful because you guys are so boring
[Betty✨]: what's the last step
[Kevin🔦]: veronica
[Betty✨]: we may be out of luck then
[Kevin🔦]: nothing is impossible
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1:19 p.m
[Kevin🔦]: good news
[Kevin🔦]: choni is back together
[Kevin🔦]: bad news
[Kevin🔦]: everyone still hates you
[Kevin🔦]: but that's ok because i have a plan
[Veronica💋]: what's your plan
[Kevin🔦]: it's a secret
[Veronica💋]: that's making me stress sweat
[Kevin🔦]: just trust me :)
[Veronica💋]: no thanks
[Kevin🔦]: fine then continue to have everyone hate you i don't care
[Veronica💋]: NO PLEASE IM DESPERATE
[Kevin🔦]: that's what i thought
[Kevin🔦]: see you at school tomorrow
[Kevin🔦]: prepare for some hell raising bitch
a/n: sorry again for being so absent :(
school was killing me and then i was on april break but i had driving school every single day which was awful. but here's a chapter, hope you enjoy! have a fantastical day bbys💕
