choni can't control their urges
6:12 a.m
[Kevin🔦]: happy first day of senior year!!!
[Toni🐍]: shut the hell up
[Kevin🔦]: you're so mean toni it really hurts my soul
[Toni🐍]: it's way too fucking early and i'm so ready to be done with this bullshit
[Kevin🔦]: you are so violent
[Cheryl🍒]: good morning
[Toni🐍]: good morning baby how are you how did you sleep
[Kevin🔦]: of course you're soft for cheryl and only cheryl
[Cheryl🍒]: i am ok but i slept very badly
[Toni🐍]: :((((
[Cheryl🍒]: i'm so sleepy
[Toni🐍]: it's a well known fact that girls who say sleepy instead of tired have a daddy kink
[Kevin🔦]: where are you getting your information
[Toni🐍]: reliable twitter sources
[Cheryl🍒]: you should already know that toni
[Kevin🔦]: i wish i could unsee that
8:17 a.m
[Kevin🔦]: VERONICA
[Veronica💋]: what have i done that you already need to scream my name at me
[Kevin🔦]: YOU JUST KISSED REGGIE
[Cheryl🍒]: she did WHAT
[Betty✨]: reggie????
[Veronica💋]: you're all so LOUD
[Veronica💋]: ok
[Veronica💋]: reggie and i may have gone on a few dates over the summer
[Veronica💋]: and i may or may not be his girlfriend now
[Kevin🔦]: what is it with you people and keeping secrets
[Cheryl🍒]: but reggie is so
[Cheryl🍒]: male
[Veronica💋]: i'm bisexual sweetie
[Cheryl🍒]: i know but the thought of boys is so gross to me it shocks me that other people will date them
[Betty✨]: isn't reggie like a huge asshole
[Veronica💋]: well that's what i thought originally but he's actually really sweet
[Cheryl🍒]: i guess if you're happy i'll learn to like him
[Kevin🔦]: i won't like him but i'll pretend to
[Betty✨]: i make no promises
[Veronica💋]: you guys are so kind
[Veronica💋]: i want to go on double dates now that i'm in a relationship again
[Toni🐍]: not with us
[Cheryl🍒]: that pig isn't going anywhere near me or toni
[Kevin🔦]: i mean i'll ask fangs but i'm sure he'll say no
[Kevin🔦]: and i also say no so
[Betty✨]: maybe
[Veronica💋]: i don't want to be that close to jughead
[Kevin🔦]: who would
[Betty✨]: i hate you all
12:09 p.m
[Veronica💋]: KEVIN
[Kevin🔦]: VERONICA
[Veronica💋]: have you seen tiny the elf
[Veronica💋]: oops i meant toni
[Veronica💋]: crazy mistake
[Kevin🔦]: no i have not seen her recently
[Veronica💋]: has anyone seen our small friend
[Betty✨]: not since first period
[Archie🤢]: nope
[Jughead🙄]: i haven't seen her
[Veronica💋]: she's not answering cheryl's texts and she's having a small freak out about it
[Veronica💋]: and by small i mean large
[Kevin🔦]: she probably got in trouble already
[Betty✨]: do you have a low opinion of serpents or something
[Kevin🔦]: i'm literally dating a serpent
[Kevin🔦]: all i'm saying is that she has the tendency to get herself in trouble
[Kevin🔦]: you are so uptight
[Veronica💋]: well if she's not in trouble yet she definitely is now
[Kevin🔦]: what happened
[Veronica💋]: she just finished pounding chuck's face in
[Kevin🔦]: it's the first day of school
[Kevin🔦]: i just want one normal day with you people
[Veronica💋]: cheryl and toni are both acting like children right now so this is fun
[Veronica💋]: we're heading to the principal's office
[Veronica💋]: i love my life
[Kevin🔦]: it sounds like you do
2:16 p.m
[Toni🐍]: this is why i don't go to school
[Toni🐍]: chuck had it coming
[Kevin🔦]: explain
[Toni🐍]: it's like him and reggie got the brains of chickens
[Toni🐍]: i was just trying to get to lunch and he was saying nasty things to me and i gave him a chance to move before i killed him and he didn't
[Toni🐍]: i did what i had to
[Toni🐍]: nobody says bad things about cheryl and gets away with it
[Toni🐍]: and now i'm suspended for a week and chuck got nothing but i'm sure i broke his nose or cracked his skull or something like that
[Cheryl🍒]: isn't she so charming
[Cheryl🍒]: i've always dreamed of having a girlfriend who will punch people in the face for me
[Cheryl🍒]: now i have one
[Toni🐍]: i'll only punch people for you bby
[Cheryl🍒]: 🥰
[Kevin🔦]: i don't think this is how normal couples interact
[Toni🐍]: who said we were normal
[Kevin🔦]: fair point
a/n: a bitch is TIRED i'm ready for summer. i hope you like this, i'm gonna go study for finals for probably the rest of my life😴 have a good dayyyyy💕
