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10:19 a.m
[Kevin🔦]: good morning veronica😀

[Veronica💋]: me no likey this

[Kevin🔦]: i'm just saying good morning to you

[Kevin🔦]: silly

[Veronica💋]: you can take my money but please don't kill me

[Kevin🔦]: i don't want any money

[Kevin🔦]: i do want your help though

[Veronica💋]: really???

[Veronica💋]: someone actually wants me to do something for them????

[Veronica💋]: crazy stuff

[Veronica💋]: what do you need

[Kevin🔦]: i want to put something in fangs's locker but it's stuck and i need some extra help trying to get it open

[Veronica💋]: something 😶

[Kevin🔦]: it's not like that you're awful

[Veronica💋]: i guess you don't need my help then

[Kevin🔦]: veronica lodge you better come down here right now or else i will literally kill you

[Veronica💋]: fine

[Veronica💋]: where am i even going

[Kevin🔦]: the really creepy abandoned looking hallway

[Kevin🔦]: it's where all the serpent lockers are

[Veronica💋]: here i come
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10:22 a.m
[Kevin🔦]: HELP

[Kevin🔦]: HELP ME

[Kevin🔦]: CHERYL HELP

[Cheryl🍒]: absolutely not

[Kevin🔦]: PLEASE THIS IS SERIOUS

[Cheryl🍒]: i doubt it is

[Kevin🔦]: I TOLD REGGIE HE LOOKED LIKE A KARDASHIAN WHO HAD BOTCHED PLASTIC SURGERY AND HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME

[Cheryl🍒]: how am i going to help

[Kevin🔦]: YOURE INTIMIDATING AND YOU HAVE HEELS PLEASE MY LIFE IS ON THE LINE

[Cheryl🍒]: where are you

[Kevin🔦]: HIDING IN THE SERPENT HALLWAY

[Cheryl🍒]: if this is another trap i will use these heels to end you

[Kevin🔦]: ITS NOT

[Cheryl🍒]: i'm on my way

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                           schoolin buds
11:56 a.m
[Archie🤢]: where are veronica and cheryl

[Betty✨]: we aren't supposed to use this group chat pal

[Archie🤢]: oh lol

[Betty✨]: but now that we're here that is a good question

[Archie🤢]: what

[Betty✨]: never mind

[Jughead🙄]: i saw veronica before i went to english

[Jughead🙄]: she left class and never came back

[Toni🐍]: i wasn't with cher earlier but she wasn't in history with me like she was supposed to be

[Toni🐍]: kevin have you heard anything

[Kevin🔦]: me? no

[Kevin🔦]: definitely not

[Betty✨]: oh no

[Toni🐍]: kevin i will turn you inside out

[Toni🐍]: what did you do

[Kevin🔦]: i did nothing

[Kevin🔦]: i merely helped a process move faster

[Cheryl🍒]: HE LOCKED US IN A FUCKING CLOSET

[Cheryl🍒]: I ALREADY LEFT THE CLOSET YOU ASSNUT I HAD NO REASON TO GO BACK

[Toni🐍]: WHERE ARE YOU KEVIN

[Kevin🔦]: HOW DID YOU REACH YOUR PHONE

[Veronica💋]: cheryl is like godzilla size and putting our phones on the very top shelf did nothing

[Betty✨]: what was your reasoning behind this kev

[Kevin🔦]: we're all tired of them fighting so i figured locking them in a confined space together all day would help them get over everything

[Veronica💋]: cheryl has threatened to spray me in the eyes with air freshener multiple times

[Veronica💋]: but she did hand me my phone

[Kevin🔦]: progress!

[Cheryl🍒]: let me out of here right now

[Kevin🔦]: no can do

[Cheryl🍒]: toni a little help here

[Toni🐍]: um

[Toni🐍]: well you see the thing is i would but

[Toni🐍]: i'm kind of on kevin's side here

[Cheryl🍒]: w o w

[Cheryl🍒]: when i get out of here i am going to murder both of you

[Kevin🔦]: not if we've already escaped to another country by then

[Kevin🔦]: oh time to go to lunch! have fun in there ladies❤️

2:16 p.m
[Betty✨]: kev don't forget about veronica and cheryl

[Kevin🔦]: oh whoops

[Betty✨]: it doesn't surprise me that you did

[Kevin🔦]: i hope cheryl doesn't claw my eyes out

[Toni🐍]: her nails fucking hurt

[Toni🐍]: trust me when i say i know from experience

[Betty✨]: i'm so sorry i am praying for you

[Toni🐍]: thank you🙏🏽

[Kevin🔦]: ok so progress has definitely been made

[Kevin🔦]: they're both sitting on the floor asleep and cheryl's head is on veronica's shoulder

[Kevin🔦]: but toni you can wake her up

[Toni🐍]: i'd actually like to survive so you can

[Kevin🔦]: she's your girlfriend

[Toni🐍]: this was your dumb ass plan

[Kevin🔦]: i hate that you're right

[Kevin🔦]: here goes nothing

[Betty✨]: toni what happened between you and veronica

[Toni🐍]: i don't care at this point

[Toni🐍]: i dislocated her jaw so we're good now

[Kevin🔦]: cheryl punched me in the shoulder and is now on her way to find toni so toni i would take cover

[Toni🐍]: are you kidding

[Toni🐍]: i love feisty cheryl

[Toni🐍]: it's hot

[Veronica💋]: gross

[Kevin🔦]: it's just like old times again❤️

a/n: i know i know i'm so bad i'm sorry but again i've been crazy busy and all the usual but i really felt bad so i wrote this super quick and i hope you love it despite that i'm the worst! i'm the worst and you're all the best!! love you all so much xoxo❤️

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